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The Official Baby Boomer Qualifying Exam

I recently exchanged messages with someone on the information superhighway. I asked my electronic pen pal if she was a baby boomer. She replied, "What's a baby boomer?" That pretty well answers my question, young lady; it's way past your bedtime. But it did bring up an interesting point: Just what are the qualifications for baby boomer status?

When you look up the word baby boomer in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of me. (That's me over there on the right.) I am the epitome of a baby boomer. And that's rather strange, since I am hesitant to allow myself to be grouped into any category. Certainly I am a loyal, proud American. And I do fit into the male category; although frankly, many of my peers often make me embarrassed. But generally, I am not a joiner. As Groucho Marx said, "I would not want to be part of any group that would accept me as a member." But without a doubt, I am a true baby boomer.    

Although not all of us have served our peers well. Aside from taking way too many head trips in the sixties and seventies, as adults and parents we have nearly single-handedly destroyed the next generation of children. But that may not be all our fault. Besides, nobody's perfect.

I have many fond and deep memories of growing up in the sixties. That may be the primary requirement for baby boomer status. The sixties was a special decade, unlike any other before or since. And if you were a teenager in those years, the sixties left an indelible mark on you. Unlike today's youth, we don't need a tattoo or navel earring to show our identity. Our memories are what make us special.

The sociologists define baby boomers as those born between 1946 and 1964. That cuts a mighty wide path, as I see it. I was born somewhere near the front of that window, and I feel I have little in common with anyone who was born after the assassination of JFK. So, in order to provide a better indicator, I am offering the Official Baby Boomer Qualifying Exam. There's no studying necessary; you either know it, or you don't. And to bring back memories of that high school physics exam, there is one trick question here.



Fill in the answers right here. (Some of the questions offer an audio hint. If you have speakers and a sound card, you should be able to hear the clues.) When you're done, click the submit button at the end of the exam to send your answers to BBHQ. We'll grade your exam, and send you your report card later today or tomorrow.

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OK, we admit... this exam is skewed highly to the early boomer years. Our Final Exam, Post-Graduate Exam, and our Trivia Library offer a better balance.

1. Name the Beatles - both the first and last name of each, of course. If you leave off the last names, we'll dock you half a point. Consider this a warm-up. If you can't answer this one without thinking, switch to another page and move on to something else; we have nothing further to discuss. (You have more room here than it may appear.)
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2. Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and bears, !" Admittedly, this came along before we boomers were born. But we remember it from both the movies and the boob tube.

Beatles

3. "Say kids, what time is it?" Want a hint?

4. What do M&M's do? (And no, they don't make you you-know-what!)

5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?

6. Long before he was Muhammad Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him as .

7. "You'll wonder where the yellow went, ." Want a hint?

8. The post-baby boomers, or baby boomer wannabes, know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers know that Bob Denver was actually Dobie's closest friend, Maynard G. .

Dobie's Buddy

9. "M-I-C: See ya' real soon;
   K-E-Y: ."

10. Definition: A "streaker" is someone who might go running through the lobby of the girls' dormitory (one word).

11. "Brylcream: ."

12. Although Mario Savio allegedly said it first, we remember that Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone .

13. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder ... wonder who; ." Want a hint?

14. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War ... uh-huh, huh ... yeah; what is it good for?   ." Want a hint?

15. Confirming that the 70's were really nuts, early and late boomers alike remember the gift for the person who had everything... and needed nothing. It came in a small, cube-shaped box, with holes in the top and sides for fresh air, and included feed and caring instructions for a . (2 words)

16. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman, disguised as a mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for "truth, justice, and ." (3 words)

17. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL, and later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway (first and last name).

18. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was played in the movie by Robin Williams, and in 1979 Sandy Duncan did great job with the role; but we will always remember when, during our early childhood, Peter was played on Broadway and television by .

(I know this stuff is fun. But no, you may not copy it and post it on your site, or send it to any other site. This exam is copyrighted; it is not in the public domain! You may, however, use our form below to send it to your friends. Please tell your friends about WWW.BBHQ.COM.)

    Peter Pan

19. "I'm Popeye the sailor man;
    I'm Popeye the sailor man.
    I'm strong to the finish,
    .
    I'm Popeye the sailor man."

20. In The Graduate, young Benjamin Braddock, played by Dustin Hoffman, was counseled about his future, and told to consider one thing: .     Counseling Benjamin

21. In another movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after escaping from the camp, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What... we've got... here... is ."
Want a hint?

22. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think what you're gonna' be missing; you don't have to kick around any more." Want a hint?

23. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive;
    He stood six foot, six, weighed 245.
    Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip.
    And everybody knew you didn't give no lip,
      ."

24. "I found my thrill,   ."
You may remember Richie Cunningham singing this. But if you are a true boomer, you know it is Fats Domino who made this line famous.

25. "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ." This originated long before even the first of us boomers was born. But in order to be a true baby boomer, you have to have some breadth. Want a hint?

26. "Good night, Chet." "."

27. "Liar, liar, ."

28. "When it's least expected,
    you're elected;
    You're the star today.
    Smile! ."

29a. In the late 70s, an accident at a nuclear plant in Pennsylvania derailed the construction of nuclear power plants in the U.S. Where did this accident occur (three words)? .

29b. Eeriely coincidental to this event, at the same time a motion picture was released with a plot involving an accident at a nuclear power plant. The movie was called (eeriely coincidental, three words) .

29c. How many people were killed as a result of the nuclear power plant accident in Pennsylvania? .

30. Who put the bomp in the bomp, ba-ba, ba-bomp?
(Students, you may answer this one in the Socratic manner.) Want a hint?



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