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Beyond Fiction: I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up

Our Boomer-In-Charge here at BBHQ, Hershel Chicowitz, writes frequently about current events... from a boomer perspective. He is sometimes funny, sometimes provocative, sometimes a little of each. We hope you get a kick out of our Boomer Essays.

March, 2010:

For those of you who have been deeply immersed, I thought it would be appropriate to step back and highlight some of the absurdity associated with this health care legislation that you may have overlooked amid the minutiae. And for those of you who have ignored the debate... well, this should be very informative.

My most frequent gesture during this grueling 14-month marathon has been a slow, morose shaking of my head. The huge and devastating impact on the best health care system aside, the gymnastics and verbal atrocities of our legislators has been beyond anything any fiction writer could dream of. If Tom Clancy submitted this stuff to a publisher, he would quickly see the heel of a shoe heading toward his face.

Come on; take a walk down what should be fantasyland -- but is in fact, sadly true. Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

From the beginning, the president promised that his health care bill would guarantee universal coverage, save the average family up to $2,500 a year, and be deficit neutral. After 14 months of deliberation, it is none of those things. Not one.

The president said that any bill he signed would have to include a "public option." It was a cornerstone of his vision. Is it in the bill that the president will sign? Have you even heard the term "public option" mentioned in the last three months? What happened to it? Nobody is willing to say.

The president wants to, as he put it, extend Medicare to every American. As popular as Medicare is, it is a financial tsunami; it is unsustainable. (It is popular only because recipients get out of it far more than they put into it.) It will go bankrupt within the next decade. And this is what the president wants for all of us. Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

The bill is 2,700 pages long -- twice as long as War and Peace. Members of Congress readily admitted that they would not read the bill before signing it. Four days before the bill passed the Congress, President Obama admitted that he did not know what was in the bill.

The president spoke many times about his legislation, the bill he would send to Congress, his health care legislation. In fact, the president never sent any health care bill to Congress.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi said that we must pass the bill so that we can find out what it in it. Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

Neither the president nor the members of Congress know what is in the bill because they have not read it; they did not even write it. Lobbyists and special interest groups wrote the legislation. Only they know the details of the bill that will control a fifth of the U.S. economy.

For over a year, Democrats complained that Republicans were obstructionists; that they were preventing health care legislation from being passed. But the Democrats held an overwhelming majority in both houses of Congress as well as the White House. The Democrats could have passed a bill at any time, and there was nothing that Republicans could have done to prevent it.

Speaker Pelosi said that a bill could be considered "bipartisan," even if no Republicans voted for it. Really; she actually said that. Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

The president said that a bill as large as health care reform should not be passed by a 1-vote majority. He said that that would be divisive and unworkable. That is, however, essentially how the legislation passed.

The more the president and the congressmen talked about the bill, the less the American people supported it. By the time the the bill passed, less than half the American people were in favor of it. In phone calls (200,000 every hour on Friday), e-mail messages, letters, and public demonstrations and protests, the majority of the people said they do not want it. Yet still, Congress has forced it upon us.

The president said that their bill would prevent insurance companies from denying coverage. But Medicare, the government-run, government controlled health insurance program, has a higher denial rate than CIGNA, Aetna, Humana, or UHC.

The president has said that a government health care option would increase competition among health care companies. That becomes a moot point when, as Vice President Joe Biden says that the government is going to control the insurance companies (see below).

In order to get around the pesky, confining, Constitutional requirement that all bills sent to the president must have passed by both houses of Congress, Speaker Pelosi considered invoking an obscure House rule which allows the House to "deem" that the Senate has passed a bill, even though it has not. Folks, I could not make this stuff up!

This rule is called the "deem and pass" rule, often referred to -- by logical, thinking people -- as the "demon-pass" rule. Oh, and the House member who fist suggested using this rule... her name is Slaughter! Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

Speaker Pelosi said that she likes the "deem and pass" rule, because that way her members do not actually have to vote on the health care legislation. This from the speaker who said that her Congress would be the most ethical Congress in history. Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

Near the end of the grueling deliberations, Democratic Congressman Alcee Hastings says, "When the deal goes down, all this talk about rules, we make 'em up as we go along" (see below). Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

You may recall the name Alcee Hastings from another embarrassing episode in history. For a decade Mr. Hastings was a federal judge in Miami. But in 1989, he became only the sixth federal judge in history to be impeached and removed from office by Congress. Today, he is an esteemed member of that same body. Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

Despite the president's many promises for transparency, most of the negotiation on the legislation was done "behind closed doors." Nobody knows yet the details of the blatant corruption, kickbacks, payoffs and sweetheart deals that were made. One deal, however, releases water to farmers in the California valley in exchange for a vote. So, the government had held water hostage... in the name of health care.

As structured, the cost of the health care bill for the first 10 years was over 2 trillion dollars. However, to make it more palatable to the people, the legislators structured the bill as follows:
  • The government will collect taxes to cover the costs for the full 10 years. But the government-provided benefits will be provided for only six years and will not kick in until 2014.
  • Compensating payments to doctors (which have been made every year as part of health care -- called the "doc fix") were removed from the bill. These payments, which will likely be as much as $300 billion per year, will be legislated separately, and thus are not included in the legislation. The taxpayer will pay these costs; but they do not show up as part of the health care bill.
  • The bill includes a savings of $500 million in "waste, fraud, and abuse." But it does not specify how the waste, fraud, and abuse will be identified or prevented.
  • The Speaker attached a government-run student-loan program, which of course, has nothing to do with health care, but which the Speaker says will save billions of dollars, thus reducing the cost of the health care bill.

Folks; I could not make this stuff up!

The Last Word

It should come as no surprise to anyone that the approval rate of the Congress sits at 17%, the lowest in history. One must wonder, however, where did they get the 17%?

 

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