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Boomer Retirement, Part 2

Our Boomer-In-Charge here at BBHQ, Hershel Chicowitz, writes frequently about current events... from a boomer perspective. He is sometimes funny, sometimes provocative, sometimes a little of each. We hope you get a kick out of our Boomer Essays.

In the first essay in this series, I set the record straight on when boomers will reach retirement age, and presented my view that boomer retirement, whenever it comes, will not be marked by a huge exodus from the workplace. I posed this question: "Besides, if we all did retire tomorrow, what the heck would we do?"

In this essay, I'll address that.

There is one caveat, though. I have always believed that you cannot say that the boomers do..... this, or the boomers are like.... that. We are 75 million Americans, and we have a great deal in common. But we are not all alike. So any generalization must be tempered.

Sure, I am certain that many boomers will retire to an easy-chair and watch the world go by from the front porch. Many will let their weight increase and their health decrease until they become a huge burden on themselves, their families, and on society. They will be unhappy and will die early. But they will be in the minority, I believe.

After we posted our first essay on boomer retirement, many boomers wrote to us indicating that they have no intention of retiring when they turn 65. (And I remind you that the youngest boomers will not reach age 65 until 2029. So regardless, we have a long way to go.) Not a one told us that they would leave the workforce permanently when they reach retirement age.

Nonetheless, the doomsday members of the press have reported that all sorts of economic and social catastrophes will occur as the boomers reach that magic age.

Balderdash!

Here is what I think. Those boomers who have spent their adult lives in the corporate world will be hesitant to call it quits when they reach retirement age. (And those of us who have worked independently scoff at the notion of retiring... at ANY age.) As I wrote last week, I believe that many of them will sock money away and continue to show up for work every day until they cannot stand it any longer.

Eventually, they will not be able to stand it any longer, in part, because they have a third of a million dollars in equity in their house, a hundred grand in the bank, a 401K plan kicking in, and enough from Social Security to pay the electric, phone, water and cable bills. And besides that, the rush hour traffic will be unbearable. So, about the time they turn 70, leaving the corporate world will be too irresistible to pass up.

Our parents would see that as the opening act to retirement. We will see it as the window to.... freedom and independence. Yep; no house payments; utility bills covered; no kids tying us down... it's just like we are 18 again. Only we'll be a whole lot smarter... and a lot wealthier.

That's right. Write it in your diary; shout it from the mountain tops: freedom and independence!

So, what are we going to do? Well, we're not going to do what we did when we were 18. Please!!! But we will have the same spirit. I think that many of us will buy an RV and tour the country for six months or so; maybe fly around the world; spend a month in the Smoky Mountains; a summer at the beach; a winter in Pensacola or Tucson; take the Alaska cruise.

And then what? Well, something entirely different. Because after a year or so of that, we will be bored stiff!

Nope, after six months or so of traditional retirement activities, we will be itching to do something. Boomers have always been different; we have always been creative. And we have never been still and silent.

So, in the second decade of the 21st century, we will redefine retirement; we will take entrepreneurship to a new level. We will do something... anything and everything! And it will be exciting. And it will change the world.

What Will We Do?

For starters, we will open day care centers; we'll bake and sell cookies to local restaurants or delis; we'll set up kiosks in a bank or an office plaza to sell cookies or Christmas ornaments.

We'll buy, fix up and sell houses. We'll start and run home and office cleaning services. We'll perform bookkeeping services for small businesses from our homes. We'll manage apartment complexes, campgrounds, and recreation centers. We'll expand the golf shop at local country clubs. We'll repair and restore old cars. We'll become activities directors on cruise ships.

We'll start landscape businesses; turn our back yards into nurseries, grow and sell flowers; we'll make and sell crafts. We'll write poetry and novels and plays and songs; we'll start catering, home decorating and publishing businesses.

And we'll do it all on our own -- outside of the traditional corporate structure. Why? Because we can, that's why.

We'll start dog-sitting and dog-grooming and dog-walking services; become teachers and teacher's aides. We'll become graphics artists and photographers; we'll open and manage bed & breakfasts all over the world; we'll buy Subway franchises, offer typing and editing services to college students, buy and sell stuff on eBay.

We'll design, construct and manage new communities for members of the boomer generation. No shuffleboard courts; no nursing homes. But no multiplex movie monstrosities, either.

Impact of Boomer "Retirement"

In doing so, we will not only reduce the burdens of old age on ourselves, but we will continue to add to the society and the economy. Instead of being a drain on the economy, like all successful entrepreneurs we will be a huge boon to the economy and the society. We will create jobs and invent entire new industries. We will expand the tax base beyond what anyone could imagine.

And we will do that well into our 80s... and likely, beyond that.

So the direct impact of the so-called "boomer retirement" will last until the middle of the 21st century. And the impact will be just the opposite of what the doomsday media people are predicting.

From the beginning of the boomers socking away money... money that goes into the capital market (which creates new jobs) -- that's happening already -- to the creation of new industries, the boomers will help raise the standard of living for everybody.

We will continue to "do our own thing," way beyond the traditional retirement age. As we have always done, we will change the world.

And, despite what the younger folks think now, you'll miss us when we're gone.

 

We are currently revising our essays section. Most of these essays are not currently available. We'll re-open this section in early 2010.

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He Sleeps with the Fishes

My Little Girl, Princess

Why am I Still Single?

The Plastic Surgery Saga

Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!

Middle Age and the Mazdamobile

Down for the Count

That Dirty Dancing

Me and You and a Dog Named Princess

Contemplations on the Hereafter

A Camping We Will Go

Travels with Princess - Part 1

Tool Time with the Chicowitz

The Chicowitz Goes Country

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The Boomer Retirement Series:

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The Boomer Essays - On Being a Boomer:

We are currently revising our essays section. Most of these essays are not currently available.
We'll re-open this section in early 2010.

Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Life is Good!
    A Tale of Two Toes
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

Midlife Crisis:
    The Defining Moment
    The Saga Continues
    Fighting Back
    The Straight Scoop

In December, Traditions of Christmas:
    1997: The Christmas Tree
    1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
    1999: Christmas Cards
    2001: Songs & Stories
    2002: The Gift of Giving
    2003: Decorating the Tree
    2004: The Christmas Pin
    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
    2008: The Christmas Tree Farm
    2009: Sing-A-Long -- then and Now
    A Trans-Siberian Christmas
    Merry Christmas, Y'all
    Hershel's Wish List
    The "A" List

Teach, Preach & Nag:
    Courage and Class: Tony Snow
    The New American Dream
    A Grateful Heart
    Things We'll Learn
    The Death of a Friend
    The Age of Non-Responsibility
    "Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
    The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
    The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
    Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
    It's for the Children
    "American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
    Of Values and Legacies
    School Violence: Lessons from the Past
    The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
    Everybody's Got a Story
    Power to the Boomers
    My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
    Perception is Reality?
    Oh Woe is Us!
    It's Soooooo Hard
    Take Care of Yourself
    Public Service
    The Universal Apology
    The Leader of the Band

Travels with Princess:
    A Camping We Will Go
    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

A View from Hurricane Alley:
    The Big Scare
    Before the Storm
    After the Storm
Hurricane Katrina:
    Intemperate Thoughts
    Information Misload
    Wet Dream

Election 2004:
    JF Kerry: Just the Facts
    A Discussion of the Issues
    The Election 2004 Quiz
    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

Election 2006:
    I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
    A Civil Debate

Election 2008:
    An Inconvenient Primary
    A Tale of Two Americans
    Obama Mania
    Et Tu, Bill!
    They Just Ain't Listening
    Inflate Our Way Out
    Behind the Green Curtain
    Obama Will be President
    Cool Hand Sarah
    Handling Sarah
    Sacrifice
    Share the Wealth
    Are You Better Off?
    Rules of Engagement
    Obama Must be President
    All is Well

A Boomer Remembers...:
    The Cuban Missile Crisis
    High School Sweetheart
    I Remember the 50s
    The 60s: Life was Sweeter
    The New American Dream
    Another Side of the Greatest Generation
    Where has all the Music Gone?
    Memories of the Sock Hop
    Remembering the Chairman of the Board
    Restless in Seattle
    The New Math
    We Are Not One Boomer
    "And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
    The Days of Summers Past
    The Seeds of Character
    A Letter to a Teacher
    I Want a Clark Bar!
    When Music was Fun
    Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
    11/22/63: We Remember
    Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
    When the Music had Words
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    The Great Carsoni
    Love Songs of the Chicowitz
    Do You Remember These?
    V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
    A Watergate Success Story

Straight Talk on Social Issues:
    A Good Recession
    The Speech
    Money 101: Incentive
    Health Care: Solutions
    Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
    Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
    Global Warming Warning
    Sin Offsets
    Immigration: Good Fences
    July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
    Oh, Woe is Babs!
    "Fair and Balanced"?
    Lower Education
    Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
    Social Security for Dummies
    Feelings over Facts
    Talking Down the Economy
    The Little Red Hen
    The Singles' Journal: Marriage
    The Shadow IRS
    The Dumbing Down of America
    The Next, Great Entitlement
    Voting Our way to Fairness
    Straight Talk on Energy
    We are Losing the Culture War
    A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
    The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
    My Kingdom for a Candidate
    Another Hat in the Toilet
    We Have Met the Enemy
    I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
    B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
    B. Clinton: The Case For the President
    Charlton Heston: The Culture War
    Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
    Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
    It's Lonely at the Top
    Kids on Drugs
    Roe v. Wade Reality
    Stem Cell 101
    Vietnam: From a Distance
    Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?

Freedom:
    What Makes America Great
    Another Side of Freedom
    The Purest form of Democracy
    Threats to Freedom

Mostly, Just Silly Stuff:
    Sin Offsets
    Menopause: Just for Laughs
    The Fat Tax
    Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
    Like Father, Like Son
    Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
    A Dire Warning to all Boomers
    An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
    BoomerSpeak
    "American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
    Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
    Rock On!
    The BBHQ Exam Story
    Great Quotations
    The $2.5 Million Pyramid
    I Double-Dare You!

The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
    The Best of Times
    Showing Your Patriotism
    "All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
    2004: Is it Safe Yet?

The Chicowitz on Iraq:
    Politics for Dummies - Part I
    Peace in Our Time
    Yankee Go Home!
    Bullhorn Responsibility
    Blood for Oil!
    Why We Fight
    They Said - Part 1
    They Said - Part 2
    Why They're Wrong

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