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Our Boomer-In-Charge here at BBHQ, Hershel Chicowitz, writes frequently about current events... from a boomer perspective. He is sometimes funny, sometimes provocative, sometimes a little of each. We hope you get a kick out of our Boomer Essays.

There is something big going on in our society... something you should know about. It is monumental, yet, like most insidious diseases... subtle and slow. That's all the more reason we need to be involved.

I have long been a big critic of big, invasive government and its desire to separate us from our money. But I thought we had a major victory when both Congress and the President agreed on a balanced budget plan, a meaningful welfare reform act, and serious spending caps. But once again, I have underestimated not only this government's insatiable appetite, but also the tactics it will use to feed its addiction to our money.

After the Clinton administration crammed the largest tax increase in history down our throats in 1993, it would be difficult for them to raise income taxes again, especially since they are trying to tell us that we can expect a three trillion dollar surplus in the next decade. (The fact that that is but another big government lie is incidental to this discussion, but worth noting, nonetheless. And the fact that both Congress and the White House exceeded the spending caps in the current budget deal comes as no surprise. But that is small potatoes.)

Washington's voracious appetite for our money is nothing new. But most of us concentrate only on how much they take out of our paycheck. But if you need more evidence that it goes far beyond that, you need look no further than the inheritance tax. Why on God's green earth would Washington feel the need to impose a tax on what you inherit from your relatives? What business is it of theirs? Your parents leave you the family farm or business, and when it's time for you to take over, you have to pay 60% of the value of the inheritance to Uncle Sam. Why? Many people have had to sell businesses and farms that have been in their families for generations because they could not afford the taxes. Why should Washington get 60% of what took our ancestors decades to acquire? What excuse could they possibly have for this greed? How more invasive could they be? Ha! Just you wait!

They want the money, and they'll take it any way they can - that's the simple answer.

But they have pretty well tapped out the tax market; you can't squeeze blood out of a turnip. There are limits... not in absolute dollars, but in the percentage they can take from us before we realize what's going on. Of course, the fact that most Americans think that they are paying about 25% of their income to taxes when the number is actually closer to 40% serves them well. So what's a tired, New Deal, Great Society money-hungry government to do when it looks as though the well is running dry?

Develop a whole new approach, that's what. And they're doing it right before our eyes. But they are enormously creative; I'll give them that.

Someone once said that the definition of a diplomat is someone who can make every person at the table feel like he is getting the biggest piece of the pie. If so, then a Congressman is one who can take money from your back pocket with his hands tied behind his back while he makes you believe he is doing you a favor.

So Washington began looking for sources of huge sums of money, and figuring a way they could get their hands on it without calling it a tax. Forty percent of your income, 60 percent of your inheritance is not enough. It's never enough. Their first target: Big Tobacco. And what could be better? Nearly everybody hates Big Tobacco, even the people who smoke. So going after Big Tobacco makes Washington look good. And Big Tobacco has an endless supply of money, a virtual printing press for money almost like the federal government itself. So the government went after Big Tobacco and struck a deal that that will pay the government hundreds of billions of dollars over the next 20 years. This money will go to fund whatever pet project will keep the current generation of legislators in office. Why... it's the bridge to the 21st century for our servants in Washington! Do they really want you to stop smoking? Heck no; that would dry up the well, and they'd have to look somewhere else. They don't want you to stop smoking, and outlawing tobacco would be like killing the goose that laid the golden egg. Not on your life! (Come to think of it... it is your life.)

Let's see... what other big demons are there on the horizon.... demons with deep pockets. Oh yea: the gun industry. Is there a bigger enemy in today's society? Hardly. So after their chief spokesman, Charlton Heston, dies, look for a big money deal which will allegedly keep guns out of the hands of those who don't deserve them (yeah, right) and incidentally, provide permanent employment for another crop of thieves in Washington. It's not about guns; it's about money. It's always about money.

What's next? Where is there... oh, say... another $80 billion just lying around? Does the name Bill Gates come to mind? A $5 million investment (the price of the latest lawsuit against Gates) under the guise of protecting consumers is a small price to pay for its fair share of Bill Gates.

But wait... we're just getting started. I read a story today about an outfit in Washington (where else?) that is gearing up a big PR campaign against... Ronald McDonald. That's right; the spokesman for this place claimed that Ronald McDonald is every bit as deadly as Joe Camel. (No kidding; that was his comparison.) Why, the evils of red meat are well-known, and where you and I see a hamburger joint on every retail corner, Washington sees a giant ATM machine capped in golden arches - and they've got the PIN - it's called the Justice Department. Justice, indeed! Look for the battle to crank up next year; it'll be sandwiched around the phrase, "It's for the children," of course. They'll start by trying to get red meat out of the schools, and move their way up to where the real money is - McDonald's. Look for a deal to be struck long before the deal with the tobacco industry runs out. Note that the deal has nothing to do with you and your children's health... it's all about money... your money.

How nice that Washington is looking out for you and your well-being, huh?

First they came after tobacco; but I was not tobacco, so I did nothing. Then they came after the guns; but I was not a gun, so I did nothing. Then they came after red meat; but I was not red meat, so I did nothing. Then they came after me; but by then there was nobody left to do anything.


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The Boomer Essays - On Being a Boomer:

Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

Midlife Crisis:
    The Defining Moment
    The Saga Continues
    Fighting Back
    The Straight Scoop

In December, Traditions of Christmas:
    1997: The Christmas Tree
    1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
    1999: Christmas Cards
    2001: Songs & Stories
    2002: The Gift of Giving
    2003: Decorating the Tree
    2004: The Christmas Pin
    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
    Merry Christmas, Y'all
    Hershel's Wish List: 2004
    The "A" List

Teach, Preach & Nag:
    Courage and Class: Tony Snow
    The New American Dream
    A Grateful Heart
    Things We'll Learn
    The Death of a Friend
    The Age of Non-Responsibility
    "Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
    The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
    The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
    Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
    It's for the Children
    "American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
    Of Values and Legacies
    School Violence: Lessons from the Past
    The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
    Everybody's Got a Story
    Power to the Boomers
    My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
    Perception is Reality?
    Oh Woe is Us!
    It's Soooooo Hard
    Take Care of Yourself
    Public Service
    The Universal Apology
    The Leader of the Band

Travels with Princess:
    A Camping We Will Go
    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

A View from Hurricane Alley:
    The Big Scare
    Before the Storm
    After the Storm
Katrina:
    Intemperate Thoughts
    Information Misload
    Wet Dream

Election 2004:
    JF Kerry: Just the Facts
    A Discussion of the Issues
    The Election 2004 Quiz
    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

Election 2006:
    I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
    A Civil Debate

A Boomer Remembers...:
    The 60s: Life was Sweeter
    The New American Dream
    Another Side of the Greatest Generation
    Where has all the Music Gone?
    Memories of the Sock Hop
    Remembering the Chairman of the Board
    Restless in Seattle
    The New Math
    We Are Not One Boomer
    "And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
    The Days of Summers Past
    The Seeds of Character
    A Letter to a Teacher
    I Want a Clark Bar!
    When Music was Fun
    Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
    11/22/63: We Remember
    Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
    When the Music had Words
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    The Great Carsoni
    Love Songs of the Chicowitz
    Do You Remember These?
    V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
    A Watergate Success Story

Straight Talk on Social Issues:
    Money 101: Incentive
    Health Care: Solutions
    Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
    Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
    Global Warming Warning
    Sin Offsets
    Immigration: Good Fences
    July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
    Oh, Woe is Babs!
    "Fair and Balanced"?
    Lower Education
    Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
    Social Security for Dummies
    Feelings over Facts
    Talking Down the Economy
    The Little Red Hen
    The Singles' Journal: Marriage
    The Shadow IRS
    The Dumbing Down of America
    The Next, Great Entitlement
    Voting Our way to Fairness
    Straight Talk on Energy
    We are Losing the Culture War
    A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
    The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
    My Kingdom for a Candidate
    Another Hat in the Toilet
    We Have Met the Enemy
    I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
    B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
    B. Clinton: The Case For the President
    Charlton Heston: The Culture War
    Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
    Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
    It's Lonely at the Top
    Kids on Drugs
    Roe v. Wade Reality
    Stem Cell 101
    Vietnam: From a Distance
    Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?

Mostly, Just Silly Stuff:
    Sin Offsets
    Menopause: Just for Laughs
    The Fat Tax
    Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
    Like Father, Like Son
    Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
    A Dire Warning to all Boomers
    An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
    BoomerSpeak
    "American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
    Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
    Rock On!
    The BBHQ Exam Story
    Great Quotations
    The $2.5 Million Pyramid
    I Double-Dare You!

The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
    The Best of Times
    Showing Your Patriotism
    "All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
    2004: Is it Safe Yet?

The Chicowitz on Iraq:
    Politics for Dummies - Part I
    Peace in Our Time
    Yankee Go Home!
    Bullhorn Responsibility
    Blood for Oil!
    Why We Fight
    They Said - Part 1
    They Said - Part 2
    Why They're Wrong

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