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Inside John Kerry

Our Boomer-In-Charge here at BBHQ, Hershel Chicowitz, writes frequently about current events... from a boomer perspective. He is sometimes funny, sometimes provocative, sometimes a little of each. We hope you get a kick out of our Boomer Essays.

WARNING: This essay is rated P - for Political content. Some material may be too intense for some readers. Discretion is advised. If you are not up for a serious discussion on the issues of the day, there are over 300 other pages at BBHQ with nothing but fun and nostalgia; please wander around elsewhere at BBHQ. Our recommended alternative essay this week is "Cell Phones & Other Crimes and Misdemeanors."

Fall, 2004:

Calling all Kerry supporters!!

A little help here, please! I am trying to put myself inside the mind of John Kerry in order to figure out why he is doing what he is doing. And I gotta tell you, I am having a heck of a time with it.

Now, I admit that I am not a Democrat, I do not munchitate on the melonball side of the buffet table. But I am a reasonable person; and I can think like a politician. (After all, I have had lust in my heart going back to before Jimmy Carter admitted that he and I are alike in that regard.) Still, I cannot get inside the mind of the Democratic nominee for president. So, I'm hoping that some of you out there... especially those of you who are solid Kerry supporters... can help me.

Let's do some role-playing. Imagine you are the new JFK (as he has referred to himself), John Forbes Kerry.... you pretend you are John Kerry... and I'll pretend I am me.

You know what you did (and didn't do) in Vietnam. You knew you were not in Cambodia on Christmas day, 1968, as you have claimed.

"I remember Christmas of 1968 sitting in a gunboat in Cambodia," you said on the Senate floor. "I remember what it was like to be shot at by Vietnamese and Khmer Rouge and Cambodians, and have the president of the United States tell the American people I was not there; the troops were not in Cambodia. I have the memory which is seared -- seared -- in me. "

Nope; the Swift boat vets have forced you to acknowledge that you were not there. And you know that Richard Nixon was not president in 1968.

In a speech commemorating Martin Luther King Day, January 20, 2003, you said:

"I remember well April 1968--I was serving in Vietnam--a place of violence--when the news reports brought home to me and my crewmates the violence back home--and the tragic news that one of the bullets flying that terrible spring took the life of that unabashedly maladjusted citizen."

In fact, you did not go to Vietnam until November 1968.

You know that there are serious questions about the Purple Hearts you were awarded.... commendations which allowed you to leave Vietnam after only four months, as opposed to the normal tour of duty of one year. You know that the doctor who treated you for one of those Purple Hearts has testified that your injury was hardly more than a pin-prick.

You know that, in 1971, as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War, you testified before a Senate committee that:

"U.S. servicemen personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned on the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam." You added that these were "not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command."

You know that you admitted on "Meet the Press" that you had personally committed war crimes:

"There are all kinds of atrocities and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free-fire zones. I conducted harassment and interdiction fire. I used 50-caliber machine guns which we were granted and ordered to use, which were our only weapon against people. I took part in search-and-destroy missions, in the burning of villages."

You know that you claimed that you threw away the military medals you earned, and yet that today, they hang proudly in your Senate office.

You know that there are dozens of soldiers with whom you served who deeply resent what you said about them.

You know that, in 1992, in support of a presidential candidate who had dodged the draft, you said, "We do not need to divide America over who served and how."

Given all that.... Why?

OK, so you and I both know that you hunger to be president. You hunger to be president and have hungered to be president since you were a teenager, just as your Democratic predecessor, Bill Clinton, did.

Well, nothing wrong with that. Well, maybe; at least there is no law against it, anyway.

But, given all of that history... history which you cannot deny, which you cannot change, and which is sure to come out in the campaign.... why... why in the name of Genghis Khan did you choose to make your four months in Vietnam the foundation of your campaign for the presidency? Why do you mention it at every stop on the campaign trail? Why did you begin your acceptance speech by proudly proclaiming, "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty"?

Given all the controversy about your military service, did you honestly believe that this continual, in-your-face reference to Vietnam was going to HELP you and your party?

   

Piercing the Boil

And given all that... when the Swift boat veterans ads appeared, and the charges that have swirled around you for over 30 years reared up again, when the words you spoke with such passion 33 years ago played over and over again on television, why didn't you come out and say this:

"When I returned from Vietnam, I was an angry and confused young man. Out of that anger, I repeated some unsubstantiated charges, and I said things which I should not have said, and which I now deeply regret. I did not mean to insult the two and a half million U.S. soldiers who served nobly in Vietnam, and I am terribly sorry that the words and deeds of an angry veteran have caused so much harm to them all these years. I sincerely apologize for what I did, and humbly ask for their forgiveness."

That's it. Ninety-four words, and that would have done it. You could have put the whole thing behind you and turned a huge negative into a major asset.

BUT YOU NEVER SAID THAT. YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE THAT.

Instead, you chose to smear those whose memories and evidence contradicts your claims; you threatened the television stations that aired their commercials, and you urged the publishers of their book to recall what has become a New York Times best seller. Those are not the actions of a seasoned warrior. They are the actions of a coward.

Why? Why on earth did you do such stupid things?

I am not talking about or questioning what happened 35 years ago. That is not the issue. I am talking about today... the politics of your presidential candidacy. Why did you not do the simple, honorable, and politically wise thing? Why did you choose to run on an issue which causes so much controversy and on which you are so vulnerable? Why did you construct a campaign which was destined to fester old wounds and further divide the electorate?

I'm not questioning your patriotism, Mr. Kerry; I am challenging your political judgment. Having made such a bonehead and idiotic political calculation, how can I have any confidence that your judgment as president would be any better?

Help me here, folks. Why did John Kerry do these things? What is going on inside his mind?

 

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