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This Week with The Chicowitz
The Case For Clinton

Each week our Boomer-In-Charge, Hershel Chicowitz, has something to say about life, society, or what's going on... from the perspective of a baby boomer. This is what's on his mind the week of January 18:

Last week, I offered the case against President Clinton. Click here for that side. Now, the case for the president:

But first, a disclaimer: I can't ride both sides of the fence; I don't feel comfortable over here on the melonball side of the buffet table. My heart is just not in this one. About 3 weeks ago, we put a notice on the BBHQ Peanut Gallery Bulletin Board asking for input for and against the president. I even invited input from several of my pro-Clinton friends. Reasonable response supporting the president was sparse. Generally, my friends responded like this: "Thank you for your offer, but I find the proceedings a waste of public money and would like these 'public servants' to move on to things that matter to the U.S. public. I don't feel there is a case, and I don't have much interest in discussing it, nor does any one I know have an interest in discussing it except for the fact that we all think it's absurd." And, although I gave her 3 weeks to respond, another one of my liberal friends, who would support a Democratic president no matter what he did (especially if he vetoes any ban on partial-birth abortion), replied: "Oh Boy would I love to be able to respond. I am however in San Francisco at an international sales meeting that starts at breakfast meetings at 7:00 AM and ends well into the nite." In other words, she has no inention in the world of responding. Neither one has anything concrete to say. I can understand that. If I had voted for this disgraceful boomer twice, I'd bury my head in the sand, too.

Nonetheless, I feel some sort of an obligation to present the other side. As you read each point, remember: it is the response to all the evidence and the resulting charges against the president. Note how they refute the specific charges against him. This is a composite representation from people who have written to BBHQ from that side, and the official White House spin.

In his own words: In 1993, the brand new, boomer president said, "This is going to be the most ethical administration in the history of the country." He said it; I believe it; case closed. Get off his back!!

Four years later, President Clinton ran for re-election on a "family values" platform. Remember how he talked about the importance of family back in 1996? Bill Clinton painted himself as a genuine family man. Remember, he talked fondly about the desire to have another child with his beloved wife. How could that horrible Ken Starr do something so cruel to a man who is about to once again embrace the gentle tenderness of fatherhood?

We need a liar in the White House: "A house divided cannot stand and divided we FALL! I don't care... as long as its not me. It takes an deviate liar to know how to deal with the rest of the politicians that is why Clinton is a great President. Understands and knows how to deal with them. Thats why I feel he's qualified to lead this country at this place in time. It is a jungle and big fish eat little fish! I am a little fish."

"I personally prefer Clinton's lie. Remember, he made 'Don't ask, don't tell' the law. Perhaps it applies here." [Well, it's not exactly a law... is's a policy. The president cannot make something a law. But let's not quibble about details.]

"I just ask that some of you remember all the good he has done for our nation..we voted him into this position twice so I would think that should say something."

Never mind that another Democrat president, Franklin Roosevelt, said that the job or president is primarily one of moral leadership; that was before I was born, for crying out loud! It is totally irrelavant today. "I am totally amazed at the hang up over Clinton and the apparent witch hunt to find peoples weaknesses. Are any of you fellows perfect, so why should he be? Let the guy alone and do what he was elected to do, and moral leader was never one of them."

"Clinton is human and so are we... I believe that Clinton has been a good president... Clinton will survive because he didn't commit a crime, and hopefully it will be Starr who goes to jail!! Your ideas are dried out and boring, your thoughts on our President who I love dearly are disturbing."

The Dow is at 9,000, interest rates are at 6%; unemployment is 3%; balanced budget. Let's have some perspective here. Shut up, already!!

What this president does, aside form his official public duties, has no impact on anybody, anywhere.

The White House line, from January, 1998 to the present:

"There is no sexual relationship."

"Now you listen to me; I'm gonna' say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

He didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it.

"I do not recall ever being alone with her."

Newt Gingrich is the most evil, wicked man on the face of this earth.

He didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it.

"I believe the president." - Madeleine Albright, Secretary of State.

He didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it.

"I believe the president." - Leon Panetta, White House Chief of Staff.

"This is a war!!!" - James Carville

"I believe the president." - Mike McCurry, White House Press Secretary.

Ken Starr is nothing but a rich tobacco lawyer.

"I believe the president." - Donna Shalala - HHS Secretary.

Newt Gingrich is the most evil, wicked man on the face of this earth.

This is all part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

He didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it.

Ken Starr is the most evil, wicked man on the face of this earth.

It is a private matter, and besides, he didn't do it.

"Now, she was coming on to me; she wanted to have sex, but I couldn't do it."

He didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it.

"This woman [Linda Tripp] is not to be believed."

Ken Starr is the most evil, wicked man on the face of this earth.

These lies do not matter.

"It all depends on what the definition of the word 'is' is."

These lies do not matter.

Everyone else did it, too. Clinton is no worse than anybody else.

Ken Starr is the most evil, wicked man on the face of this earth.

What the president did is indefensible.

These are not impeachable offenses.

Bob Livingston is the most evil, wicked man on the face of this earth.

Thomas Jefferson fathered a child by his slave mistress.

Bob Barr is the most evil, wicked man on the face of this earth.

These offenses do not rise to the level of impeachment.

This man has suffered enough.

Even if he did do it, it does not warrant removal from office.

He didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it; he didn't do it.

So there you have it, friends; the response to the case against the perjury and conspiracy charges against the president. That sure convinces me!



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For more of Hershel's essays, check the BBHQ Archives or the Boomer Essays.


Hershel will have something else to say on January 25; mark your calendar to come back to BBHQ every Monday.


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