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[Editor's note: This essay was originally published in March 1998.]

We have received over 3,000 pieces of mail here at BBHQ since we opened last July. We respond to every piece of e-mail we receive. Most of the mail has been favorable, but we have had our detractors. There was one interesting unsolicited e-mail message that came in last week. Since it really addresses all boomers rather than just BBHQ, I thought I would like to share it with you:

Dear Self-Admiring Boomer:

I KNEW, I just KNEW that you bunch of self-celebratory, self-absorbed ex-hippies would actually have 44 web pages on Yahoo! alone.

God, you are so myopic, you boomers. You know, I don't mind the fact that you think the world revolves around you, but why don't you stop trying to make the world over in your sorry, flaccid image and just pack up the kids, your soccer moms, your traitor president and your draft-dodging Republican congressmen, put all of you in a mini van and hole yourselves up in some gated alternative-lifestyles community.

I thank God every day that I was born in January 1965. I'm 26 days removed from your me-generation, your "having it all" philosophy of life, your head in the sand politics, your pusillanimous posing posturing as protest, your anti-American rallies, etc.

I'm proud to be a Gen-Xer, and when it comes time for the lot of you to go on Social Security, then you can be damned sure you will all bankrupt the country with your greedy, consuming ways, living off the money WE produce.

But, we'll do to you what you do to the WW2 (God bless 'em, but they spoiled you guys much too much) generation: We'll put you in nursing homes, and let sadistic nurses abuse all of you, why we live high on the hog, "have it all" and smite the world with our punk rock, our death metal while you re-live Woodstock Nation, dancing with the aid of your walkers, suffering from VD *and* incontinence from all your free love and Jerry Garcia lifestyles.

I remember the day when I was seven years old in 1972 and I said "excuse me, Ma'am" to the woman in front of me at the 7-11, and she turned around and wasn't a woman at all, but a man with a beard.

"What was *that*?" I asked my old man.

"Son. That was a hippy."

"What's a hippy?"

"Well, son, hippies hate America, they spit on our soldiers, and some sad day, years from now, they will run the country. That will be the end of America."

ALL YOU BOOMERS, GO VISIT DR. JACK KERVORKIAN AND PUT THE REST OF US OUT OF OUR MISERY YOU NARCISSISTIC, SHALLOW SCUM!

Sincerely,
RJ

What I should do is give you his name and e-mail address and let you respond to him directly; but I suspect that might be "piling on." But if you write me and tell me what you think, I'll pass it on to him without revealing your e-mail address.

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The BBHQ Book of the Month is "Vinyl Highway," by Dee Dee Phelps. You remember her as Dee Dee, of Dick and Dee Dee. Together, they took a decade long ride on the rock and roll roller coaster. It was a heck of a ride! Dick Clark, Quincy Jones, the Beach Boys, Glenn Campbell, Dionne Warwick, Bobby Vinton... Dick and Dee Dee rubbed shoulders with all of them. This is her "behind the scenes" story. It's pretty cool.

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rev. 11/29/98