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This Week with The Chicowitz
The Internet as We Know It

Each week our Boomer-In-Charge, Hershel Chicowitz, has something to say about life, society, or what's going on... from the perspective of a boomer. (Imagine Andy Rooney... less 40 years.) This is what's on his mind for the week of April 6:

Lucent Technologies is a high tech firm that was spun off from AT&T. They have been running an advertisment on television promoting... something they do, I don't really know. In the ad they say, "Lucent Technologies is proud to announce the end of the Internet as we know it." One might assume then, that big changes have taken place in the Internet.

Well, that's news to me. The only difference I have noticed in the last year is the explosion in the number of users and web sites. As far as I can tell, the basic technology is exactly the same. Oh I know, Microsoft has introduced its Internet Explorer 4.0, and Netscape has something to match it. These new browsers are supposed to make "dynamic HTML" and "Active X Controls" (whatever the heck they are) make the Internet burst forth with new energy... whatever that means.

Our chief programmer here at BBHQ says that all these new "controls" do is provide some of the basic features the real programming languages have had for a decade. Big deal!

And while that is all fine and dandy, most people out there are still using Internet Explorer 3, Netscape 3, and AOL, which is something like Internet Explorer two-and-a-half. Despite all the talk about high speed modems and direct connections, most people.... at least most people who come to BBHQ... are still connecting with 28.8kb or 33.3kb modems. And even if you do have a faster modem, the quality of the phone lines or the limitations of your Internet Service Provider (ISP) may slow you down.

And if you were one of the first people to buy Microsoft's Windows 95 or Internet Explorer 4.0, you know what it is like to be a guinea pig. Those early versions were filled with problems. And when you do install the new software, you'd better have a super-fast computer (at least a Pentium II), or it will seem like you are riding a tricycle on the Information Superhighway. (That may make you think twice before you download that new version of AOL. What kind of a computer do you suppose Steve Case - the head of AOL - uses? How fast do you suppose his connection to the Internet is? And who do you suppose fixes his computer when it breaks down.?)

As Paul Harvey says, all that they call progress isn't. Some of the high-end Internet site developers are creating sites that use this new technology; they assume that you are connected to the Internet with some superfast, direct line. The last time I accessed the Microsoft home page (with my 33kb modem), it took about 3 minutes for the page to load. By the time the thing was done, I'd forgotten what I went there for. Reminds me of the army: "Hurry up and wait."

About half the time I try to do something even the slightest bit sophisticated, I end up overturned on a dirt road. The connection fails, or the service is not available, or the site does not load, or the file takes forever to transfer. Last night I uploaded a small change to BBHQ. My data transferred at a rate of 25 characters per second. Gees, I can almost type that fast.

So we here at BBHQ will leave the high-end razzle-dazzle to the nerds. We're going to continue to develop web pages aimed at the "typical" visitor. But that does present us with a problem. We are trying to offer more music and pictures on our site. Our hopes are that we can have a lot of music in our Music Room, which is scheduled to open on May 1. In order to hear music on your computer, first you have to have a sound card and speakers. We think that most users have those by now. But in order to play music from a web site, you have to download the music file(s) to your computer. Using a 33.3kb modem, it can take two minutes to download 20 seconds of music. That's horrible, especially if you want to offer a total of 10-15 minutes of music.

There is some new software that is supposed to make it somewhat less painful. A company called RealAudio can compress the music files and send them to your computer faster. Then their software, which also has to be installed on your computer, uncompresses the files and plays them. The result is supposed to be "streaming audio." We have tested this software at BBHQ; so far, it is just a streaming pain in the keister.

It is also true to a lesser degree with pictures. One of our reunion pages has about 12 pictures on it. It's great, but it takes about 2 minutes to load the page. That makes us less enthusiastic about filling up other pages on our site with pictures.

I guess such is the case with any developing technology; it took the automobile industry about 70 years (and a lot of competitive pressure from the Japanese) to come up with a truly comfortable, reliable car. So I guess I should just be patient. But I am going to have to ask you to do so, too. More music and better and more pictures are on the way... but it's going to take a while.

Let's see; a few years ago, Bill Gates was worth about $17 billion, and 40% of American households had computers. Today, Gates is worth about $50 billion, and 60% of American households have a computer. My fear is that there is just not enough money in the universe to fill the gap.

Stay tuned. "Film at 11."






    
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Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

Midlife Crisis:
    The Defining Moment
    The Saga Continues
    Fighting Back
    The Straight Scoop

In December, Traditions of Christmas:
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    1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
    1999: Christmas Cards
    2001: Songs & Stories
    2002: The Gift of Giving
    2003: Decorating the Tree
    2004: The Christmas Pin
    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
    Merry Christmas, Y'all
    Hershel's Wish List: 2004
    The "A" List

Teach, Preach & Nag:
    Courage and Class: Tony Snow
    The New American Dream
    A Grateful Heart
    Things We'll Learn
    The Death of a Friend
    The Age of Non-Responsibility
    "Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
    The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
    The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
    Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
    It's for the Children
    "American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
    Of Values and Legacies
    School Violence: Lessons from the Past
    The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
    Everybody's Got a Story
    Power to the Boomers
    My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
    Perception is Reality?
    Oh Woe is Us!
    It's Soooooo Hard
    Take Care of Yourself
    Public Service
    The Universal Apology
    The Leader of the Band

Travels with Princess:
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    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

A View from Hurricane Alley:
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    Before the Storm
    After the Storm
Katrina:
    Intemperate Thoughts
    Information Misload
    Wet Dream

Election 2004:
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    A Discussion of the Issues
    The Election 2004 Quiz
    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

Election 2006:
    I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
    A Civil Debate

A Boomer Remembers...:
    The 60s: Life was Sweeter
    The New American Dream
    Another Side of the Greatest Generation
    Where has all the Music Gone?
    Memories of the Sock Hop
    Remembering the Chairman of the Board
    Restless in Seattle
    The New Math
    We Are Not One Boomer
    "And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
    The Days of Summers Past
    The Seeds of Character
    A Letter to a Teacher
    I Want a Clark Bar!
    When Music was Fun
    Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
    11/22/63: We Remember
    Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
    When the Music had Words
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    The Great Carsoni
    Love Songs of the Chicowitz
    Do You Remember These?
    V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
    A Watergate Success Story

Straight Talk on Social Issues:
    Money 101: Incentive
    Health Care: Solutions
    Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
    Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
    Global Warming Warning
    Sin Offsets
    Immigration: Good Fences
    July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
    Oh, Woe is Babs!
    "Fair and Balanced"?
    Lower Education
    Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
    Social Security for Dummies
    Feelings over Facts
    Talking Down the Economy
    The Little Red Hen
    The Singles' Journal: Marriage
    The Shadow IRS
    The Dumbing Down of America
    The Next, Great Entitlement
    Voting Our way to Fairness
    Straight Talk on Energy
    We are Losing the Culture War
    A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
    The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
    My Kingdom for a Candidate
    Another Hat in the Toilet
    We Have Met the Enemy
    I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
    B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
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    Charlton Heston: The Culture War
    Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
    Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
    It's Lonely at the Top
    Kids on Drugs
    Roe v. Wade Reality
    Stem Cell 101
    Vietnam: From a Distance
    Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?

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    Menopause: Just for Laughs
    The Fat Tax
    Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
    Like Father, Like Son
    Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
    A Dire Warning to all Boomers
    An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
    BoomerSpeak
    "American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
    Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
    Rock On!
    The BBHQ Exam Story
    Great Quotations
    The $2.5 Million Pyramid
    I Double-Dare You!

The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
    The Best of Times
    Showing Your Patriotism
    "All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
    2004: Is it Safe Yet?

The Chicowitz on Iraq:
    Politics for Dummies - Part I
    Peace in Our Time
    Yankee Go Home!
    Bullhorn Responsibility
    Blood for Oil!
    Why We Fight
    They Said - Part 1
    They Said - Part 2
    Why They're Wrong

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Hershel will have something else to say on Monday, April 13; mark your calendar to come back to BBHQ every Monday.


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