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This Week with The Chicowitz
The Internet as We Know It
Each week our Boomer-In-Charge, Hershel Chicowitz, has something to
say about life, society, or what's going on... from the perspective of a
boomer. (Imagine Andy Rooney... less 40 years.)
This is what's on his mind for the week of April 6:
Lucent Technologies is a high tech firm that was spun off from AT&T.
They have been running an advertisment on television promoting...
something they do, I don't really know. In the ad they say, "Lucent
Technologies is proud to announce the end of the Internet as we know it."
One might assume then, that big changes have taken place in the
Internet.
Well, that's news to me. The only difference I have noticed in the last
year is the explosion in the number of users and web sites. As far as I
can tell, the basic technology is exactly the same. Oh I know, Microsoft
has introduced its Internet Explorer 4.0, and Netscape has something to
match it. These new browsers are supposed to make "dynamic HTML" and
"Active X Controls" (whatever the heck they are) make the Internet burst
forth with new energy... whatever that means.
Our chief programmer here at BBHQ says that all these new "controls" do
is provide some of the basic features the real programming languages
have had for a decade. Big deal!
And while that is all fine and dandy, most people out there are still
using Internet Explorer 3, Netscape 3, and AOL, which is something like
Internet Explorer two-and-a-half. Despite all the talk about high speed
modems and direct connections, most people.... at least most people who
come to BBHQ... are still connecting with 28.8kb or 33.3kb modems. And
even if you do have a faster modem, the quality of the phone lines or the
limitations of your Internet Service Provider (ISP) may slow you down.
And if you were one of the first people to buy Microsoft's Windows 95 or
Internet Explorer 4.0, you know what it is like to be a guinea pig.
Those early versions were filled with problems. And when you do install
the new software, you'd better have a super-fast computer (at least a
Pentium II), or it will seem like you are riding a tricycle on the
Information Superhighway. (That may make you think twice before you
download that new version of AOL. What kind of a computer do you
suppose Steve Case - the head of AOL - uses? How fast do you suppose his
connection to the Internet is? And who do you suppose fixes his computer
when it breaks down.?)
As Paul Harvey says, all that they call progress isn't. Some of the
high-end Internet site developers are creating sites that use this new
technology; they assume that you are connected to the Internet with some
superfast, direct line. The last time I accessed the Microsoft home page
(with my 33kb modem), it took about 3 minutes for the page to load. By
the time the thing was done, I'd forgotten what I went there for. Reminds
me of the army: "Hurry up and wait."
About half the time I try to do something even the slightest bit
sophisticated, I end up overturned on a dirt road. The connection fails,
or the service is not available, or the site does not load, or the file
takes forever to transfer. Last night I uploaded a small change to BBHQ.
My data transferred at a rate of 25 characters per second. Gees, I can
almost type that fast.
So we here at BBHQ will leave the high-end razzle-dazzle to the
nerds. We're going to continue to develop web pages aimed at the
"typical" visitor. But that does present us with a problem. We are
trying to offer more music and pictures on our site. Our hopes are that
we can have a lot of music in our Music Room, which is scheduled to open
on May 1. In order to hear music on your computer, first you have to have
a sound card and speakers. We think that most users have those by now.
But in order to play music from a web site, you have to download the
music file(s) to your computer. Using a 33.3kb modem, it can take two
minutes to download 20 seconds of music. That's horrible, especially if
you want to offer a total of 10-15 minutes of music.
There is some new software that is supposed to make it somewhat less
painful. A company called RealAudio can compress the music files and
send them to your computer faster. Then their software, which also has
to be installed on your computer, uncompresses the files and plays them.
The result is supposed to be "streaming audio." We have tested this
software at BBHQ; so far, it is just a streaming pain in the keister.
It is also true to a lesser degree with pictures. One of our reunion
pages has about 12 pictures on it. It's great, but it takes about 2
minutes to load the page. That makes us less enthusiastic about filling
up other pages on our site with pictures.
I guess such is the case with any developing technology; it took the
automobile industry about 70 years (and a lot of competitive pressure
from the Japanese) to come up with a truly comfortable, reliable car. So
I guess I should just be patient. But I am going to have to ask you to
do so, too. More music and better and more pictures are on the way...
but it's going to take a while.
Let's see; a few years ago, Bill Gates was worth about $17 billion, and
40% of American households had computers. Today, Gates is worth about $50
billion, and 60% of American households have a computer. My fear is that
there is just not enough money in the universe to fill the gap.
Stay tuned. "Film at 11."
The Boomer Essays - On Being a Boomer:
Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
A Trip to the Dentist
The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
Just Shoot Me!
He Sleeps with the Fishes
My Little Girl, Princess
Why am I Still Single?
The Plastic Surgery Saga
Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
Our House - Part 2
Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
Down for the Count
That Dirty Dancing
Contemplations on the Hereafter
Tool Time with the Chicowitz
The Chicowitz Goes Country
Born to be Screwed
Mr. Brownthumb
The Mixer - A Singles Story
Crab Cakes
Midlife Crisis:
The Defining Moment
The Saga Continues
Fighting Back
The Straight Scoop
In December, Traditions of Christmas:
1997: The Christmas Tree
1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
1999: Christmas Cards
2001: Songs & Stories
2002: The Gift of Giving
2003: Decorating the Tree
2004: The Christmas Pin
2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
2007: The Paper Route Years
Merry Christmas, Y'all
Hershel's Wish List: 2004
The "A" List
Teach, Preach & Nag:
Courage and Class: Tony Snow
The New American Dream
A Grateful Heart
Things We'll Learn
The Death of a Friend
The Age of Non-Responsibility
"Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
It's for the Children
"American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
Of Values and Legacies
School Violence: Lessons from the Past
The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
Everybody's Got a Story
Power to the Boomers
My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
Perception is Reality?
Oh Woe is Us!
It's Soooooo Hard
Take Care of Yourself
Public Service
The Universal Apology
The Leader of the Band
Travels with Princess:
A Camping We Will Go
A Camping We Did Go
Travels with Princess - Part 1
Travels with Princess - Part 2
Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
Time to Think
On Top of Old Smoky
The Fall Leaves and Such
A View from Hurricane Alley:
The Big Scare
Before the Storm
After the Storm
Katrina:
Intemperate Thoughts
Information Misload
Wet Dream
Election 2004:
JF Kerry: Just the Facts
A Discussion of the Issues
The Election 2004 Quiz
Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
Talking Dirty in Washington
I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
Inside John Kerry
Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
Reporting for Duty
Is it Safe Yet?
Why We/They Hate Bush
Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
What I Am
Nov. 8: Post-Mortem
Election 2006:
I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
A Civil Debate
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A Boomer Remembers...:
The 60s: Life was Sweeter
The New American Dream
Another Side of the Greatest Generation
Where has all the Music Gone?
Memories of the Sock Hop
Remembering the Chairman of the Board
Restless in Seattle
The New Math
We Are Not One Boomer
"And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
The Days of Summers Past
The Seeds of Character
A Letter to a Teacher
I Want a Clark Bar!
When Music was Fun
Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
11/22/63: We Remember
Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
When the Music had Words
Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
The Great Carsoni
Love Songs of the Chicowitz
Do You Remember These?
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
A Watergate Success Story
Straight Talk on Social Issues:
Money 101: Incentive
Health Care: Solutions
Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
Global Warming Warning
Sin Offsets
Immigration: Good Fences
July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
Oh, Woe is Babs!
"Fair and Balanced"?
Lower Education
Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
Social Security for Dummies
Feelings over Facts
Talking Down the Economy
The Little Red Hen
The Singles' Journal: Marriage
The Shadow IRS
The Dumbing Down of America
The Next, Great Entitlement
Voting Our way to Fairness
Straight Talk on Energy
We are Losing the Culture War
A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
My Kingdom for a Candidate
Another Hat in the Toilet
We Have Met the Enemy
I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
B. Clinton: The Case For the President
Charlton Heston: The Culture War
Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
It's Lonely at the Top
Kids on Drugs
Roe v. Wade Reality
Stem Cell 101
Vietnam: From a Distance
Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?
Mostly, Just Silly Stuff:
Sin Offsets
Menopause: Just for Laughs
The Fat Tax
Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
Like Father, Like Son
Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
A Dire Warning to all Boomers
An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
BoomerSpeak
"American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
Rock On!
The BBHQ Exam Story
Great Quotations
The $2.5 Million Pyramid
I Double-Dare You!
The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
The Best of Times
Showing Your Patriotism
"All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
2004: Is it Safe Yet?
The Chicowitz on Iraq:
Politics for Dummies - Part I
Peace in Our Time
Yankee Go Home!
Bullhorn Responsibility
Blood for Oil!
Why We Fight
They Said - Part 1
They Said - Part 2
Why They're Wrong
** There's even more: The BBHQ Archives **
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Hershel will have something else to say on Monday, April 13; mark your
calendar to come back to BBHQ every Monday.
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The BBHQ Album of the Month
is "Old Friends Live on Stage (Deluxe Edition) (2 CD/1 DVD),"
by Simon & Garfunkel. If you were fortunate enough to see them in concert
last year, I do not have to sell you. The concert was terrific! This
album collection includes 55 songs, plus their new recording, "Citizen of
the Planet," and one of the songs sung by the Everly Brothers during the
concert. The DVD was recorded during their concert in Madison
Square Garden in 2003. For any S&G fan, this is a
must have! But then, you knew that already, didn't you?
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The BBHQ Book of the Month is
"Vinyl Highway," by
Dee Dee Phelps. You remember her as Dee Dee, of Dick and Dee Dee.
Together, they took a decade long ride on the rock and roll roller
coaster. It was a heck of a ride! Dick Clark, Quincy Jones, the Beach
Boys, Glenn Campbell, Dionne Warwick, Bobby Vinton... Dick and Dee Dee
rubbed shoulders with all of them. This is her "behind the scenes" story.
It's pretty cool.
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