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This Week with The Chicowitz
Power to the Boomers!

Each week our Boomer-In-Charge, Hershel Chicowitz, has something to say about life, society, or what's going on... from the perspective of a boomer. (Imagine Andy Rooney... less 40 years.) This is what's on his mind the week of June 1:

As I recall... and I usually do... when we were young, we thought we could change the world. Of course, most kids do when they are young. But we were baby boomers; there were 76 million of us; we represented 40% of the population. And come to think of it... we did. Schools, suburbs, television, pampers... they were all shaped around us. (In the case of pampers... literally.) We demanded the right to vote... and we got it. We wanted an end to the war... and we got it. We demanded an end to the draft... and it happened. We demanded the right to wear bell bottoms and purple hair. Well, that just proves the old adage "Be careful of what you wish for." But anyway, we were on a winning streak.

What the heck happened? I guess we demanded kids, easy divorces, abortions, freedom from responsibility, cable TV in the prisons, permanent press shirts, and super-size fries. A huge step backwards, as I see it.

So maybe we're too busy today just keeping our heads above water. Maybe we just lost the enthusiasm. Maybe we don't care. Maybe we got all we wanted. Maybe we're just to content in blaming Washington; that way, we can say it's their fault, not ours. We are not 40% of the population any more, but there are still 76 million of us, more than any other population group. I think we have forgotten just how much power that gives us.

Let me start out with something small. One of my pet peeves is those annoying return-mail postcards in magazines. The first thing I do when I get my copy of Newsweek is go through it and throw out all those awful cards and inserts. (The ones in Playboy I sometimes keep; but only for a while.) I don't suppose a polite letter of objection to the editor would get rid of them, do you? But how 'bout this: hw 'bout if I took those postcards and just dropped them in the mailbox? The postage is paid; the company has to pay for it. What if Vandalay Industries received their Newsweek postcard sent back to them every week with no name or address on it. What do you suppose would happen? Not much, huh?

But what if they received 76 million of them? (All right, so they send out only 2 million in the first place. But what if 1 million of them came back completely blank?) That form of advertising would disappear faster than you can say "postage due." Gone!

Now, suppose 38 million of us (just half the baby boomers) called Toyota and griped about the horrible use of Sly and the Family Stones' "Everyday People" in their TV commercials. Gees, that is just awful! What if 38 million of us said we would not walk into a Toyota dealer until they stopped it? Gone, that's what! They'd be gone by morning, I guarantee you!

Better yet, borrowing from the topic of an essay a few weeks ago, what if 76 million of us called our local school board and demanded that they not waste time teaching our kids how to put on a condom until they can read at a 12th grade level? What if just half of us showed up at every PTA meeting and demanded that our children be educated, not indoctrinated? What if just half of us showed up for parents' night at school and demanded we be informed of what was being taught to our kids? The teachers would love it; that's what would happen. What if we demanded that the school board fire 90% of the overpaid, do-nothing administrators and hire a bunch more teachers? We'd solve the education problem in this country overnight; that's what would happen! Overnight! I guarantee you!

My point is this: we have power... much more power than we realize. And I think it is way past time we stop sitting around waiting for someone else to do something and do it ourselves. It wouldn't take much. No, we don't have to incite any more riots. I have already sniffed all the tear gas I intend to, thank you. What it would take, beyond the commitment and determination, is a little organization. And that's where the Internet comes in. It's hard for 76 million baby boomers to communicate with each other, especially when we have jobs, kids, a-yada, yada, yada. But the Internet offers a national (heck, an international) bulletin board where we can communicate and coordinate.

Suppose we decided to test this concept by agreeing to drop all those postcard inserts into the mail. That would be a suitable test. And after that worked, we'd go on to something really important. We'd need to pick our battles carefully, and we would not all agree on the same issues. But there are plenty of worthwhile, black-and-white issues to tackle. For instance, in May's BBHQ Insta-Poll, over 80% of you said that you wanted the ability to control your social security money. Congress is considering just such a bill. This being an election year, if 76 million of us demanded it, Newt Gingrich and Dick Gephardt would trip over each other trying to get ahead of the issue and take credit for its overnight passage. This is not an "if" or a "maybe" - it's an absolute - it's a lock! We could make it happen. I'm not talking about making El Nino go away; I'm not talking about the Tampa Bay Bucs winning the Super Bowl. I'm talking about taking control of our own destiny; that's all. With 76 million soldiers, we'd win every time we put our mind to it; every time! And I'm willing to offer BBHQ to help with this communication.

So, you can mouse over to another page now, or check your e-mail, or play that silly "Name that Tune" thing here at BBHQ. Or, you can decide it's about time we used our numbers to fix what's wrong... to do what's right... to show we can do what it takes. Where should we begin?

Power to the Boomers!!




Boomers Respond:

"I AM PSYCHED!! I'M HEADING TO THE MAGAZINE BASKET RIGHT NOW TO DIG OUT AS MANY OF THOSE ANNOYING LITTLE POSTCARDS AS I CAN---POWER TO THE BOOMERS INDEED!! LET'S HOPE THERE ARE ENOUGH OF US WHO CARE ENOUGH TO PARTICIPATE!!" - JB

"Hiring more professional babysitters (teachers) will NOT solve the education crisis--parents taking responsibility for education (ie home schooling, private tutors, getting rid of teachers with tenure) will. parents taking responsibility means GOING to school board meetings, keeping track of how their money is spent, not on frivolous catch causes but on REAL education." - WM





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Hershel will have something else to say on Monday, June 8; mark your calendar to come back to BBHQ every Monday.

The Boomer Essays - On Being a Boomer:

Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

Midlife Crisis:
    The Defining Moment
    The Saga Continues
    Fighting Back
    The Straight Scoop

In December, Traditions of Christmas:
    1997: The Christmas Tree
    1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
    1999: Christmas Cards
    2001: Songs & Stories
    2002: The Gift of Giving
    2003: Decorating the Tree
    2004: The Christmas Pin
    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
    Merry Christmas, Y'all
    Hershel's Wish List: 2004
    The "A" List

Teach, Preach & Nag:
    Courage and Class: Tony Snow
    The New American Dream
    A Grateful Heart
    Things We'll Learn
    The Death of a Friend
    The Age of Non-Responsibility
    "Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
    The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
    The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
    Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
    It's for the Children
    "American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
    Of Values and Legacies
    School Violence: Lessons from the Past
    The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
    Everybody's Got a Story
    Power to the Boomers
    My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
    Perception is Reality?
    Oh Woe is Us!
    It's Soooooo Hard
    Take Care of Yourself
    Public Service
    The Universal Apology
    The Leader of the Band

Travels with Princess:
    A Camping We Will Go
    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

A View from Hurricane Alley:
    The Big Scare
    Before the Storm
    After the Storm
Katrina:
    Intemperate Thoughts
    Information Misload
    Wet Dream

Election 2004:
    JF Kerry: Just the Facts
    A Discussion of the Issues
    The Election 2004 Quiz
    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

Election 2006:
    I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
    A Civil Debate

A Boomer Remembers...:
    The 60s: Life was Sweeter
    The New American Dream
    Another Side of the Greatest Generation
    Where has all the Music Gone?
    Memories of the Sock Hop
    Remembering the Chairman of the Board
    Restless in Seattle
    The New Math
    We Are Not One Boomer
    "And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
    The Days of Summers Past
    The Seeds of Character
    A Letter to a Teacher
    I Want a Clark Bar!
    When Music was Fun
    Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
    11/22/63: We Remember
    Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
    When the Music had Words
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    The Great Carsoni
    Love Songs of the Chicowitz
    Do You Remember These?
    V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
    A Watergate Success Story

Straight Talk on Social Issues:
    Money 101: Incentive
    Health Care: Solutions
    Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
    Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
    Global Warming Warning
    Sin Offsets
    Immigration: Good Fences
    July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
    Oh, Woe is Babs!
    "Fair and Balanced"?
    Lower Education
    Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
    Social Security for Dummies
    Feelings over Facts
    Talking Down the Economy
    The Little Red Hen
    The Singles' Journal: Marriage
    The Shadow IRS
    The Dumbing Down of America
    The Next, Great Entitlement
    Voting Our way to Fairness
    Straight Talk on Energy
    We are Losing the Culture War
    A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
    The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
    My Kingdom for a Candidate
    Another Hat in the Toilet
    We Have Met the Enemy
    I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
    B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
    B. Clinton: The Case For the President
    Charlton Heston: The Culture War
    Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
    Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
    It's Lonely at the Top
    Kids on Drugs
    Roe v. Wade Reality
    Stem Cell 101
    Vietnam: From a Distance
    Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?

Mostly, Just Silly Stuff:
    Sin Offsets
    Menopause: Just for Laughs
    The Fat Tax
    Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
    Like Father, Like Son
    Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
    A Dire Warning to all Boomers
    An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
    BoomerSpeak
    "American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
    Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
    Rock On!
    The BBHQ Exam Story
    Great Quotations
    The $2.5 Million Pyramid
    I Double-Dare You!

The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
    The Best of Times
    Showing Your Patriotism
    "All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
    2004: Is it Safe Yet?

The Chicowitz on Iraq:
    Politics for Dummies - Part I
    Peace in Our Time
    Yankee Go Home!
    Bullhorn Responsibility
    Blood for Oil!
    Why We Fight
    They Said - Part 1
    They Said - Part 2
    Why They're Wrong

** There's even more: The BBHQ Archives **


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