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This Week with The Chicowitz
"Vote Early, Vote Often"

Each week our Boomer-In-Charge, Hershel Chicowitz, has something to say about life, society, or what's going on... from the perspective of a baby boomer. This is what's on his mind the week of November 2:

Well, I'm trying to decide if we are evolving in our election process, or if we are progressing steadily backwards. I donno.

U.S. Senators were not elected by popular vote until the 17th amendment was ratified in 1913. Women could not vote until 1920. This week, less than 40% of the women in the country will exercise the right for which their grandmothers fought so hard.

"Landslide Lyndon" Johnson acquired his nickname by the "landslide" vote he received in Texas when he was elected to Congress. Actually, he squeaked through by stuffing the ballot box. Old man Kennedy said he was going to sell his son Jack the way they sold soap flakes. In fact he literally "bought" Jack's primary victory in West Virginia. It is generally accepted that there was massive vote fraud in Illinois in the presidential election of 1960. Nixon's advisors told him he had a good chance of having the election overturned. But Nixon, once the statesman, declined, saying, "I would not want the presidency on those terms."

In January, 1992, President Bush said he was prepared to do anything to win re-election. Anything? That would then logically include... say, assassinating his opponent if he (Bush) was hopelessly behind in the polls. But no; what it really meant was that he had no earthly idea how he planned to be re-elected. Of course, he wasn't.

But last week in Tennessee, a candidate running for a state senate seat actually did kill his opponent; or so he is accused.


Does It Really Matter?

I am not sure if the voters are more informed today than they were 100 years ago. I can tell you that far fewer people are voting in elections. Is it because they are content with what their leaders are doing? Not according the mail we receive here at BBHQ.

A hundred years ago most Americans did not know much about their representatives. Of course, all the government had to do then was keep the British from sneaking up on us again, and keep stretching the U.S. to the Pacific coast. Indeed the government was not reaching into the back pocket of the American people. But today, our government confiscates 40% of our income and regulates everything from the design of the headlights on our automobiles to the content of our pillows. Are the actions of our rulers more important than they were 150 years ago? How could anyone possibly conclude otherwise?


The Selling of the Candidate

Today, candidates are being told by their advisors that it is not worth their time to campaign in person. Instead, they should spend time in the "back rooms" raising money to broadcast more vague and deceitful television ads. So we do not see the candidates any more. We just see their foolish ads.

The winner of the Senate race in California will have to spend over $20 million to win an election for a job that pays a salary of $160,000 a year. Anyone who spends that much on a political campaign... ought to be barred from serving in a public office.

The FTC will not allow the maker of potato chips to claim that their product is "no fat" unless it truly has no fat. But a candidate for office can say in an ad that his (or her) opponent is trying to kill babies and throw old folks out of nursing homes and into the streets... with complete impunity.

In one of the biggest (and most expensive races) in the country, Representative Charles Schumer is running an ad complaining because his opponent, Alfonse D'Amato called him (Schumer) a "putzhead." How far have we advanced since the 1950's when a candidate for congress in Florida accused his opponent's sister of being a thespian (a member of a theater group)?

Democrats say in their ads that it is the Republicans who want to conduct impeachment hearings while they want to "get on with the business of the country." What they don't say is that all but five Democratic representatives voted in favor of an impeachment investigation. The Republicans say that this election is about Bill Clinton. But for the first time in twenty years, Bill Clinton is not running for any office.

Voters in Florida are being asked to vote on 10 constitutional amendments. One of them reads as follows:

"Declares the education of children to be a fundamental value of the people of Florida; establishes adequate provision for education as a paramount duty of the state; expands constitutional mandate requiring the state to make adeduate provision for a uniform system of free public schools by also requiring the state to make adequate provision for an efficient, safe, secure, and high quality system."

If I had it, I would offer $10,000 to the first person who could explain to me exactly what the passage of that amendment would accomplish - other than setting off a decade of court challenges and thus perpetual employment for a slew of lawyers. "Free public schools"? FREE public schools??? Shame on them! Shame!! The sponsors of this verbal atrocity are the same putzheads who dictate the curriculum in our high school classrooms. Yes, I said "putzheads."


The Chicowitz Predicts

All that having been said, I am ready to make my predictions on the outcome of the elections. I am writing this on Sunday, November 1; I'll "grade" myself in this space on Thursday.

The Republicans will pick up 2-3 seats in the Senate and 7-10 in the House. They will also win the governor's election in 2 additional states. The Democrats will claim that to be a victory for them.

More specifically, the Bush brothers will win (Texas and Florida).
Carol Mosley Braun, in Illinois... gone!
Senator Boxer in California... stays.
Repubican Governors in Michigan and Wisconsin.... stay.
And the governor's seat in California... goes Democratic.
Alfonse D'Amato... wins re-election by a miracle.
Governor Pataki wins big in New York.
I have been predicting a Republican loss in North Carolina for over a decade; and I have been wrong every time. Republican Senator Lauch Faircloth... loses.
Senator Fritz Hollings holds on in South Carolina.

The Chicowitz Report Card:

Now... how did I do? Well, generally, I did terrible. But if you look at specific races, I was nearly perfect:

What I predicted... What Happened...
Repubs to pick up 2-3 Senate seats. Not hardly; they broke even.
Repubs to pick up 7-10 House seats. They lost 5.
Repubs to gain 2 Governor's. They lost 1.
Demos claim victory. They did; and rightfully so.
Bush brothers win. They did; on their way to reclaiming the White House.
Carol Mosley Braun...gone! Gone.
Senator Boxer... stays. The Boxer stands tight.
Repubican Governors in Michigan and Wisconsin.... stay. They do.
And the governor's seat in California... goes Democratic. It did.
Alfonse D'Amato... wins re-election by a miracle. No miracle for Alfonse; my only miss.
Governor Pataki wins big in New York. Back on track.
Republican Senator Lauch Faircloth... loses. He did.
Senator Fritz Hollings holds on in South Carolina. I end on a high note.

So if you were betting on individual races using my tips... you won!

But I am disqualifying the whole election... every race in the country, because of the victory by Jesse - the body - Ventura. How can a state that elected Paul Wellstone vote into office a pro wrestler??? Please!! Jesse Ventura is a cross between Beaver Cleaver and G. Gordon Liddy! Looks like them folks in Minnesota have spent too much time ice fishing on Lake Winnibigoshish. (No offense, Marianne.)


So What?

So are we ahead of where we were 100 years ago in terms of our politics? I donno. But I do know that the stakes are much higher now than they were 100 years ago. And I do know for certain that there was nothing that either you or I could do to change things 100 years ago. Today, there is.

So what are you prepared to do about it?





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Hershel will have something else to say on November 9; mark your calendar to come back to BBHQ every Monday.

The Boomer Essays - On Being a Boomer:

Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

Midlife Crisis:
    The Defining Moment
    The Saga Continues
    Fighting Back
    The Straight Scoop

In December, Traditions of Christmas:
    1997: The Christmas Tree
    1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
    1999: Christmas Cards
    2001: Songs & Stories
    2002: The Gift of Giving
    2003: Decorating the Tree
    2004: The Christmas Pin
    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
    Merry Christmas, Y'all
    Hershel's Wish List: 2004
    The "A" List

Teach, Preach & Nag:
    Courage and Class: Tony Snow
    The New American Dream
    A Grateful Heart
    Things We'll Learn
    The Death of a Friend
    The Age of Non-Responsibility
    "Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
    The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
    The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
    Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
    It's for the Children
    "American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
    Of Values and Legacies
    School Violence: Lessons from the Past
    The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
    Everybody's Got a Story
    Power to the Boomers
    My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
    Perception is Reality?
    Oh Woe is Us!
    It's Soooooo Hard
    Take Care of Yourself
    Public Service
    The Universal Apology
    The Leader of the Band

Travels with Princess:
    A Camping We Will Go
    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

A View from Hurricane Alley:
    The Big Scare
    Before the Storm
    After the Storm
Katrina:
    Intemperate Thoughts
    Information Misload
    Wet Dream

Election 2004:
    JF Kerry: Just the Facts
    A Discussion of the Issues
    The Election 2004 Quiz
    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

Election 2006:
    I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
    A Civil Debate

A Boomer Remembers...:
    The 60s: Life was Sweeter
    The New American Dream
    Another Side of the Greatest Generation
    Where has all the Music Gone?
    Memories of the Sock Hop
    Remembering the Chairman of the Board
    Restless in Seattle
    The New Math
    We Are Not One Boomer
    "And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
    The Days of Summers Past
    The Seeds of Character
    A Letter to a Teacher
    I Want a Clark Bar!
    When Music was Fun
    Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
    11/22/63: We Remember
    Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
    When the Music had Words
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    The Great Carsoni
    Love Songs of the Chicowitz
    Do You Remember These?
    V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
    A Watergate Success Story

Straight Talk on Social Issues:
    Money 101: Incentive
    Health Care: Solutions
    Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
    Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
    Global Warming Warning
    Sin Offsets
    Immigration: Good Fences
    July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
    Oh, Woe is Babs!
    "Fair and Balanced"?
    Lower Education
    Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
    Social Security for Dummies
    Feelings over Facts
    Talking Down the Economy
    The Little Red Hen
    The Singles' Journal: Marriage
    The Shadow IRS
    The Dumbing Down of America
    The Next, Great Entitlement
    Voting Our way to Fairness
    Straight Talk on Energy
    We are Losing the Culture War
    A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
    The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
    My Kingdom for a Candidate
    Another Hat in the Toilet
    We Have Met the Enemy
    I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
    B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
    B. Clinton: The Case For the President
    Charlton Heston: The Culture War
    Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
    Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
    It's Lonely at the Top
    Kids on Drugs
    Roe v. Wade Reality
    Stem Cell 101
    Vietnam: From a Distance
    Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?

Mostly, Just Silly Stuff:
    Sin Offsets
    Menopause: Just for Laughs
    The Fat Tax
    Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
    Like Father, Like Son
    Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
    A Dire Warning to all Boomers
    An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
    BoomerSpeak
    "American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
    Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
    Rock On!
    The BBHQ Exam Story
    Great Quotations
    The $2.5 Million Pyramid
    I Double-Dare You!

The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
    The Best of Times
    Showing Your Patriotism
    "All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
    2004: Is it Safe Yet?

The Chicowitz on Iraq:
    Politics for Dummies - Part I
    Peace in Our Time
    Yankee Go Home!
    Bullhorn Responsibility
    Blood for Oil!
    Why We Fight
    They Said - Part 1
    They Said - Part 2
    Why They're Wrong

** There's even more: The BBHQ Archives **


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