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This Week with The Chicowitz
"How Do You Handle a Problem Like BillClinton?"

Each week our Boomer-In-Charge, Hershel Chicowitz, has something to say about life, society, or what's going on... from the perspective of a baby boomer. This is what's on his mind the week of November 23:

Who'd have ever thought it? Last January the pundits were predicting the imminent resignation of Bill Clinton. Ten months later, the cover of "Newsweek" shows a picture of Newt Gingrich, and calls him "The Loser." Never mind that Republicans got more votes than Democrats in the recent election. You won't see "Newsweek" telling you that on the cover.

(Of course, if you have some perspective, this should have been easy to predict. Three years ago when the White House would not commit to a balanced budget plan, the government closed down for a couple weeks, federal employees received an extra, paid vacation, and "Newsweek" referred to Newt as "The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas.")

So we have Bill Clinton, who has engaged in behavior that is "inexcusable," even by his own admission. He has brought disgrace to his party, the presidency, and to his country. He has lied repeatedly to everyone around him and committed multiple felonies. His primary defense is to attack his accusers' character in an effort to turn attention away from his misdeeds. But selfishly, he would never consider resigning.

Then we have Newt Gingrich, "The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas," who saw that, even though he probably could win re-election as Speaker, decided that it would not be in the party's or the House's best interests. So he bowed out.

And Newt is "The Loser."

So what is the lesson here, friends? (And don't think for a moment that there is not a lesson!)

And even though the exit polls in election day said that people were voting for a candidate and not for or against Bill Clinton, the press and the White House are playing it as a personal victory for Bill Clinton.

The silver lining in all this may be that we receive some lessons in civics... the ones we apparently skipped in high school.

On an elementary level, we might have a chance to clarify what a lie is. In 1992, President Bush said, "Read my lips; no new taxes." (Although credit for this line should go to his terrific speech writer, Peggy Noonan.) But later, as we all know, he agreed to a tax increase. When he said, "no new taxes," was he lying? Or did what he said magically turn into a lie when he signed the tax increase? I'd appreciate your thoughts on this.

Well, of course, he was not lying. What he did when the signed the tax bill was break a promise to the American people. While that may be just as offensive an act, an act which resulted in political suicide, what he said was not a lie. (Personally, I would call what he did cowardly, but he is not a liar.)

Of more importance, we may have a chance to explore just what "high crimes and misdemeanors" are. Perhaps we can all agree as to what "high crimes" are. But what is a "misdemeanor"? If your neighbor shouts obscenities and threatens you at a party, that is an assault - a misdemeanor. But is that what the Constitution refers to? As Ann Coulter outlines in her excellent bestseller, "High Crimes and Misdemeanors," the term "misdemeanor," as it is used in the Constitution, comes from the Latin words "mis," for bad or inappropriate; and "demeanor," for conduct or behavior. In other words, it means bad or inappropriate conduct. Does that pretty well describe what Bill Clinton did? Well, you decide. (I don't care if you don't like it; that's the way it is.)

Back on the legal front, we may have a chance to explore what a felony is. According to the law, lying in a federal deposition is a felony. The law does not express or imply that if a man is lying merely about adultery, it is not really all that bad. And surprisingly, the law does not say that if the president is lying, he gets a pass on it. The law is very clear; and 115 Americans currently serving in prison for lying in a federal proceeding can attest to that.

The upcoming, abbreviated impeachment hearings may give us a chance to learn what kind of government we have. Do we live under a pure democracy? If you answered yes... you are simply wrong.

Suppose 60 men and 40 women living in a pure democratic community took a vote to decide who should do all the cooking and the cleaning. The 60 men might vote that the women should do it. Majority rules; case closed.

We do not live in a pure democracy; we live in a representative democracy. We elect leaders to represent us in the legislature. So should our representatives simply do what the polls dictate? Are they leaders or followers? According to the philosophy of a representative democracy, our elected officials are supposed to lead, study the issues, and pass laws based on what is moral and right, not what is necessarily popular. That is the duty of a "leader." In my example, under a representative democracy, the 60 men and 40 women would elect representatives (whose sex would be immaterial). And if they decided the issue on a moral and fair basis, they would ignore the polls and do the right thing.

The polls say that the American people do not want the president to be impeached. (Of course, our poll here at BBHQ showed that half of our visitors think that the president controls the economy. Sorry, you could not be more wrong.) So our duly elected officials, Republican, Democratic, or otherwise, will have to decide if they are simply puppets of the people or their party, and if, as a result, they are willing to allow a president who has committed a felony to remain in office. Or, are they instead, moral and legal leaders who will not allow the chief law enforcement officer of the country who has committed a felony to remain in office.

If it goes far enough, we may also be able to debate the purpose of removing a president from office. We removed Senator Packwood from office after he forced himself on women numerous times. Did we do so to punish him? No; that is the job of the courts. We removed him from office because he brought enormous discredit and disgrace upon the Senate and the country. By removing him, we made a moral statement about right and wrong, and we did what we could to preserve the dignity of the Senate - an as yet incomplete task, I readily acknowledge.

As usual, the press, in cooperation with the White House, has got it all wrong. Removal from office is not about punishing Bill Clinton. That was never the intent of the founders of the constitution; they were not that petty. We are that petty; they were not. Punishment is for the courts to dispense. We cannot punish Bill Clinton by removing him from office. Bill Clinton is simply beyond punishment and disgrace. He has shown that repeatedly. Removal from office is about preserving the integrity of the office of the president. Period. The question of impeachment should focus on whether Bill Clinton has committed "high crimes and misdemeanors," and whether we wish to preserve the integrity of the office of president in response.

To judge the president so harshly would be downright.... judgmental. How unfair can you get? Judgmentalism belongs in the fifties; we are beyond that here in the nineties.

And then, after we have disposed of this and allowed the president to "get back to the work of the American people," we'll have to learn to live with the hypocrisy relating to Lt. Kelley Flynn. She is the former Air Force pilot we threw out of the military for having an affair with a married man and lying about it. The line was that we could not have a pilot flying B-52 bombers which might carry nuclear weapons who has lied to her superior officers. But apparently the man who has his finger on the nuclear button can lie all he wants.

But if we are to believe the polls, we do not care about that... not as long as the Dow is at 8500, unemployment is as 4%, and interest rates remain low.

How could we possibly look at it otherwise? After all, we are boomers, aren't we?





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Hershel will have something else to say on December 7; mark your calendar to come back to BBHQ every Monday.

The Boomer Essays - On Being a Boomer:

Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

Midlife Crisis:
    The Defining Moment
    The Saga Continues
    Fighting Back
    The Straight Scoop

In December, Traditions of Christmas:
    1997: The Christmas Tree
    1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
    1999: Christmas Cards
    2001: Songs & Stories
    2002: The Gift of Giving
    2003: Decorating the Tree
    2004: The Christmas Pin
    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
    Merry Christmas, Y'all
    Hershel's Wish List: 2004
    The "A" List

Teach, Preach & Nag:
    Courage and Class: Tony Snow
    The New American Dream
    A Grateful Heart
    Things We'll Learn
    The Death of a Friend
    The Age of Non-Responsibility
    "Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
    The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
    The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
    Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
    It's for the Children
    "American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
    Of Values and Legacies
    School Violence: Lessons from the Past
    The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
    Everybody's Got a Story
    Power to the Boomers
    My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
    Perception is Reality?
    Oh Woe is Us!
    It's Soooooo Hard
    Take Care of Yourself
    Public Service
    The Universal Apology
    The Leader of the Band

Travels with Princess:
    A Camping We Will Go
    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

A View from Hurricane Alley:
    The Big Scare
    Before the Storm
    After the Storm
Katrina:
    Intemperate Thoughts
    Information Misload
    Wet Dream

Election 2004:
    JF Kerry: Just the Facts
    A Discussion of the Issues
    The Election 2004 Quiz
    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

Election 2006:
    I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
    A Civil Debate

A Boomer Remembers...:
    The 60s: Life was Sweeter
    The New American Dream
    Another Side of the Greatest Generation
    Where has all the Music Gone?
    Memories of the Sock Hop
    Remembering the Chairman of the Board
    Restless in Seattle
    The New Math
    We Are Not One Boomer
    "And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
    The Days of Summers Past
    The Seeds of Character
    A Letter to a Teacher
    I Want a Clark Bar!
    When Music was Fun
    Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
    11/22/63: We Remember
    Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
    When the Music had Words
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    The Great Carsoni
    Love Songs of the Chicowitz
    Do You Remember These?
    V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
    A Watergate Success Story

Straight Talk on Social Issues:
    Money 101: Incentive
    Health Care: Solutions
    Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
    Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
    Global Warming Warning
    Sin Offsets
    Immigration: Good Fences
    July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
    Oh, Woe is Babs!
    "Fair and Balanced"?
    Lower Education
    Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
    Social Security for Dummies
    Feelings over Facts
    Talking Down the Economy
    The Little Red Hen
    The Singles' Journal: Marriage
    The Shadow IRS
    The Dumbing Down of America
    The Next, Great Entitlement
    Voting Our way to Fairness
    Straight Talk on Energy
    We are Losing the Culture War
    A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
    The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
    My Kingdom for a Candidate
    Another Hat in the Toilet
    We Have Met the Enemy
    I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
    B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
    B. Clinton: The Case For the President
    Charlton Heston: The Culture War
    Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
    Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
    It's Lonely at the Top
    Kids on Drugs
    Roe v. Wade Reality
    Stem Cell 101
    Vietnam: From a Distance
    Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?

Mostly, Just Silly Stuff:
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    Menopause: Just for Laughs
    The Fat Tax
    Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
    Like Father, Like Son
    Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
    A Dire Warning to all Boomers
    An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
    BoomerSpeak
    "American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
    Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
    Rock On!
    The BBHQ Exam Story
    Great Quotations
    The $2.5 Million Pyramid
    I Double-Dare You!

The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
    The Best of Times
    Showing Your Patriotism
    "All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
    2004: Is it Safe Yet?

The Chicowitz on Iraq:
    Politics for Dummies - Part I
    Peace in Our Time
    Yankee Go Home!
    Bullhorn Responsibility
    Blood for Oil!
    Why We Fight
    They Said - Part 1
    They Said - Part 2
    Why They're Wrong

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