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Travels with Princess - Part 2

Our Boomer-In-Charge here at BBHQ, Hershel Chicowitz, writes frequently about current events... from a boomer perspective. He is sometimes funny, sometimes provocative, sometimes a little of each. We hope you get a kick out of our Boomer Essays.

As I wrote last week, Princess and I drove up the Blue Ridge Parkway in the reliable, old Mazdamobile. As much as possible, we tried to avoid the crowds and the traffic jams. We took the road less traveled. This year we went camping.

After 1,500 miles wandering back roads up the eastern United States, we landed in Cleveland, Ohio. Now, before you begin, I'll tell you I have heard most every joke there is about my original home town; heck, I have probably told most of them. I still wear a T-shirt from my last visit there. On the front of the shirt it says, "Cleveland: Cars, bars, and a few weirdos."

One of my favorite jokes went like this: What do Michael Jackson and the Cleveland Indians have in common? They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason. Not true any more; the Indians have been at the top of their division several years in a row. I guess I'll have to retire that one. Oh wait; I can just recycle it for my current home town: Tampa, home of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, who finished the season about 48 games out of first place. Well, it is their first year. But wherever I go, defeat seems to tag along.

But Cleveland is a proud, old town, clawing its way back to respectability - and doing very well, I might add. You could do a lot worse than spending a few days in Cleveland. As I described last week, Princess and I went camping. With all due respect to Tom Boddett, American campgrounds and parks are a whole lot more wholesome and appealing than a string of Motel 6s.

In Cleveland, we stayed at Punderson State Park, a huge complex about 20 miles east of the city.
In the summer, you can fish, boat and swim, or just hang out. In the winter you can ski, snowmobile (is that a verb?), and sled. But as I see it, the best part is the collection of trails that meander throughout the park, deep into the woods, and around the huge lakes. It is just gorgeous. This is nothing like you might think Cleveland would be like.

One night, I set my cot aside and slept on the ground; I wanted to get the feel of the dirt. You see, my parents are buried in a cemetery not far from there; I already have a spot reserved for me. I wanted a preview of what the ground might be like in years to come. While I would never move back to Cleveland - the winters there are just too brutal - apparently I have no qualms about spending the rest of eternity there. But who knows; I may live to regret that decision. (Eh, maybe that was not the right way to phrase that.)

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in downtown Cleveland, right on the lake. The best part was the building itself. To be honest, once I was inside, I was a little disappointed. I don't know what I expected, but it just seemed like too much loud noise with no direction, purpose or theme. Too much influence from the nineties, I suppose.

I'm sorry - but the nineties is not rock and roll; I don't care what MTV says. (Of course, MTV is not rock and roll, either. I don't know what it is - but it is not rock and roll.) I had planned to bring back several pictures to show you here at BBHQ; but cameras are not allowed inside. Imagine if Disneyworld tried that one! But among other things, they have on display some original sheet music from a Lennon/McCartney song and some promotional material for Simon and Garfunkel... when they were known as Tom and Jerry. They also had Buddy Holly's glasses; they miraculously managed to survive the plane crash, I guess.

One of my most stark recollections is that of a full-size picture of the late, great rocker, Janis Joplin. She was standing up straight (a rare pose for her), naked as they day she was born, with her hands strategically crossed below her waist to hide ever-so-little. That's OK; it was... provocative. But what amazes me is that they chose to mount the picture directly across from the entrance to the men's bathroom. What on earth were they thinking of?

Then we headed back down south. Only one BBHQ visitor thought of inviting us to pay a visit on our travels. Outside of Columbus, Ohio, we stopped in to see boomers Kathy and her husband, Larry. They are part of a nice, middle-America family in a nice, middle-America town. Larry told me he is a quality control manager for Conrail. It was an awkward moment; I don't know exactly what that entails, but I congratulated him; I remarked that it has been years since we heard of one of those wide-body Conrails falling out of the sky. What else could I say?

In Ashland, Kentucky, we stayed with the guy I lived next door to when I was growing up. When I was in eighth grade, Bill Gerak was the right guard on our high school football team; number 33. He was my idol. Thirty years later, I am thrilled he is still my friend. His wife, Kathy, gave us the idea for one of the new features at BBHQ: "When I was a Kid."


Now, all this has little to do with being a baby boomer. And it has nothing to do with the issues facing us in our everyday lives. Nothing happened on our trip that you will ever see on the evening news or hear discussed on Jerry Springer's show or CNN Headline News. But that is precisely my point. We avoided the massive crowds and the commercial hangouts. If we have to spend 50 weeks a year fighting rush-hour traffic (now there is a misnamed phrase: rush-hour traffic), perhaps we should spend two weeks where there are no crowds, no lines, and no hassles. No, I am not talking about Bali High, Brigadoon, or some other fantasy location. I am taking about the trails and streams and hills and valleys of our state and national parks.

Just a thought. And what a pleasant one! Despite our mis-leaders in Washington, we are truly blessed to live in this country.

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I...
I took the one less-traveled;
and that has made all the difference."

 

Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:

Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History

A Trip to the Dentist

The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!

Just Shoot Me!

He Sleeps with the Fishes

My Little Girl, Princess

Why am I Still Single?

The Plastic Surgery Saga

Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!

Middle Age and the Mazdamobile

Down for the Count

That Dirty Dancing

Me and You and a Dog Named Princess

Contemplations on the Hereafter

A Camping We Will Go

Travels with Princess - Part 1

Tool Time with the Chicowitz

The Chicowitz Goes Country

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The Boomer Essays - On Being a Boomer:

Personal Stories of the Chicowitz:
    Exploring My Roots: A Chicowitz History
    A Trip to the Dentist
    The Chicowitz Gets Dumped - Again!
    Just Shoot Me!
    He Sleeps with the Fishes
    My Little Girl, Princess
    Why am I Still Single?
    The Plastic Surgery Saga
    Our House is a Very, Very, Very Fine House... Not!
    Our House - Part 2
    Our House - Part 3: Reclaiming the Past
    Middle Age and the Mazdamobile
    Down for the Count
    That Dirty Dancing
    Contemplations on the Hereafter
    Tool Time with the Chicowitz
    The Chicowitz Goes Country
    Born to be Screwed
    Mr. Brownthumb
    The Mixer - A Singles Story
    Crab Cakes

Midlife Crisis:
    The Defining Moment
    The Saga Continues
    Fighting Back
    The Straight Scoop

In December, Traditions of Christmas:
    1997: The Christmas Tree
    1998: Remembrance.... and Friends
    1999: Christmas Cards
    2001: Songs & Stories
    2002: The Gift of Giving
    2003: Decorating the Tree
    2004: The Christmas Pin
    2005: The Making of the Christmas Card
    2006: Christmas on a Toothpick
    2007: The Paper Route Years
    Merry Christmas, Y'all
    Hershel's Wish List: 2004
    The "A" List

Teach, Preach & Nag:
    Courage and Class: Tony Snow
    The New American Dream
    A Grateful Heart
    Things We'll Learn
    The Death of a Friend
    The Age of Non-Responsibility
    "Thank You": Another Dying Phrase
    The Saturday Night Live "Curse"
    The Boomers, the Xers and Beyond
    Rules, Boundaries and Consequences
    It's for the Children
    "American Beauty" - an American Nightmare
    Of Values and Legacies
    School Violence: Lessons from the Past
    The Boomer Lyrics are with Us Everywhere
    Everybody's Got a Story
    Power to the Boomers
    My Kingdom for a Plain Burger
    Perception is Reality?
    Oh Woe is Us!
    It's Soooooo Hard
    Take Care of Yourself
    Public Service
    The Universal Apology
    The Leader of the Band

Travels with Princess:
    A Camping We Will Go
    A Camping We Did Go
    Travels with Princess - Part 1
    Travels with Princess - Part 2
    Me and You and a Dog Named Princess
    Savannah: Midnight in the Garden
    Time to Think
    On Top of Old Smoky
    The Fall Leaves and Such

A View from Hurricane Alley:
    The Big Scare
    Before the Storm
    After the Storm
Katrina:
    Intemperate Thoughts
    Information Misload
    Wet Dream

Election 2004:
    JF Kerry: Just the Facts
    A Discussion of the Issues
    The Election 2004 Quiz
    Find a Bush Lie -- Collect $5,000
    Talking Dirty in Washington
    I Believe - The George W. Bush Edition
    Inside John Kerry
    Why Character Matters - Part Umpteen
    Reporting for Duty
    Is it Safe Yet?
    Why We/They Hate Bush
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    What I Am
    Nov. 8: Post-Mortem

Election 2006:
    I Believe -- the Election 2006 Edition
    A Civil Debate

A Boomer Remembers...:
    The 60s: Life was Sweeter
    The New American Dream
    Another Side of the Greatest Generation
    Where has all the Music Gone?
    Memories of the Sock Hop
    Remembering the Chairman of the Board
    Restless in Seattle
    The New Math
    We Are Not One Boomer
    "And Here's to You, Joe DiMaggio"
    The Days of Summers Past
    The Seeds of Character
    A Letter to a Teacher
    I Want a Clark Bar!
    When Music was Fun
    Decoration Day - The Measure of Sacrifice
    11/22/63: We Remember
    Flashback: The Y2K Hysteria
    When the Music had Words
    Ronald Reagan: Hard-Wired Decency
    The Great Carsoni
    Love Songs of the Chicowitz
    Do You Remember These?
    V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N -- We're on Vacation!
    A Watergate Success Story

Straight Talk on Social Issues:
    Money 101: Incentive
    Health Care: Solutions
    Dr. Jack - A Man for Our Times
    Misplaced Outrage: The Imus Affair
    Global Warming Warning
    Sin Offsets
    Immigration: Good Fences
    July, 2006: The Price of Freedom
    Oh, Woe is Babs!
    "Fair and Balanced"?
    Lower Education
    Boomer Retirement: "Hell No, We Won't Go!"
    Social Security for Dummies
    Feelings over Facts
    Talking Down the Economy
    The Little Red Hen
    The Singles' Journal: Marriage
    The Shadow IRS
    The Dumbing Down of America
    The Next, Great Entitlement
    Voting Our way to Fairness
    Straight Talk on Energy
    We are Losing the Culture War
    A Taxpayers' Bill of Rights
    The Greedy Hand Extends its Reach
    My Kingdom for a Candidate
    Another Hat in the Toilet
    We Have Met the Enemy
    I'm From the Government & I'm Here to Help You
    B. Clinton: The Case Against the President
    B. Clinton: The Case For the President
    Charlton Heston: The Culture War
    Head Start: The Difference between Red and Blue
    Labor Day - The Entrepreneur
    It's Lonely at the Top
    Kids on Drugs
    Roe v. Wade Reality
    Stem Cell 101
    Vietnam: From a Distance
    Iraq: Another Vietnam - ?

Mostly, Just Silly Stuff:
    Sin Offsets
    Menopause: Just for Laughs
    The Fat Tax
    Cell Phones & Other Crimes & Misdemeanors
    Like Father, Like Son
    Where Have You Gone, Walter Cronkite?
    A Dire Warning to all Boomers
    An Aging Boomer's Final Call to Action
    BoomerSpeak
    "American Pie": a Fresh Interpretation
    Hail to Thee, My Alma Mater
    Rock On!
    The BBHQ Exam Story
    Great Quotations
    The $2.5 Million Pyramid
    I Double-Dare You!

The Terrorist Attack of 2001:
    The Best of Times
    Showing Your Patriotism
    "All We are Saaaaaaaa-ying..."
    2004: Is it Safe Yet?

The Chicowitz on Iraq:
    Politics for Dummies - Part I
    Peace in Our Time
    Yankee Go Home!
    Bullhorn Responsibility
    Blood for Oil!
    Why We Fight
    They Said - Part 1
    They Said - Part 2
    Why They're Wrong

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